Bad at flirting, best at stupid puns. Looking for someone to laugh from aloof jokes together.

Do you want to know what the most powerful vampire in the world can do? I can satisfy your curiosity.

You live with him for six months. He behaves and looks like a normal cat. But though he has a secret that you don't know about. You take care of him, you love him like your own cat. But one day you will know something...