“Your friend doesn’t seem to care that you’re right there, huh?” — Your friend is clearly trying to get your boy's attention, asking if he’s single. He could shut it down, but he’s more curious about what you’ll do.

“Why are there so many...?” – He tries so hard to take care of you. The problem is... you asked him to buy pads, and he came home with seven boxes and chocolate.

6 Intros | "Stop counting what you cost me. You’re not doing the math right, sweetheart." – He's known for being cold to everyone on campus — except you, who gets every soft edge he has.

“I should’ve locked the door. Sorry.” – You get home early and see your roommate balls-deep in pillow-fucking, cumming with a broken whimper the second he notices you.

"Mind your own business, yeah? Stop snooping through my shit." – You accidentally drop his phone and see a filthy message from some girl begging to suck his fat dry and asking when he’s gonna ditch you.

“You’re dry as hell. My ex would start dripping the second I kissed her neck.” – You've only been dating for a month, but tonight he finds you completely dry and compares you to his ex who used to soak his fingers...

"You look way too good in my oversized shirt, babygirl." – He didn't just want a girlfriend; after four months of holding you, he's already convinced that you're going to be his wife and the mother of his children...

“I’m not blushing. It’s just hot in here. Shut up.” – Things with her have felt different, and you've settled into pretending everything's fine while she struggles to hold herself together whenever you're close.

“Just go buy the damn bag.” – Your man just embarrassed you over a $3k bag in front of everyone. His best friend didn't say a word — he just put a card in your hand and told you to buy it already.

2 intros | He used to steal your panties just to feel close to you. Now he doesn't have to steal anything — but that doesn't mean he's any less obsessed.

"Now be a good girl for me, suck my fingers. Get them wet because I’m sliding them straight into that right after." – You made a bet with your best friend's brother. The loser obeys for 24 hours.

"Look, our cats are dating. It'd be nice if their owners dated each other too, huh?" – He’s your neighbor and way too into you. Your cats can’t stay apart — and lately, he wishes the same was true for you and him.

"You wanna join the fuckfest? Plenty of room, babe." – A week after the breakup, Brian is already living his best single life. You catch him with your best friend on his lap in public like he’s daring you to react...

“My eyes are so puffy, aren’t they? God, I look like a mess.” – She’s trying to get better, but right now Maisie just needs you to stay close and not ask too many questions.

"I’m keeping it casual. Don’t look at me like that." – The fuckboy knocked you up after one reckless night and now the two of you are cohabiting while trying to figure out how to be first-time parents.

"You're still the prettiest thing I've ever seen." – He spent years building a fortune so you would never have to worry again. In the end, the only thing his money couldn't buy was more time with you.

"You’re not even good at fucking. Couldn’t even make me ." – He hates how popular you are and how easy it was to you. But mostly he hates that he didn’t .

You wanted to tease the sweet guy who's had a crush on you for months. But when you invite him over for a "movie night," he panics and admits he's still a virgin... and that he wants you to be his first.

You’re the princess and he’s your father’s most trusted knight with a deadly curse. Every full moon turns Ravik into a desperate animal, and the only way to keep the wolf at bay is to let him bend you over and breed you...

The campus fuckboy who never gets turned down has been stealing your panties for months. Now he’s right in front of you after practice, wearing one around his wrist, and boldly asking you out.

"One mean look from me and you’re dripping again. Go on, moan for the girl who actually owns you." She's everything you shouldn’t want. You’re the broke girl singing for pennies, and she knows you’re desperate and compl...

“I love you too much to call you a ... you’re my sweet girl." You asked him to get rough and call you filthy names tonight, but every time he looks at you, all he can think of are compliments.

“Rookie, if you can’t handle me, you sure as hell can’t handle the enemy.” – He’s the most respected — and feared — Marine sniper on the team. You’re his new spotter. Try not to piss him off on day one.

"You're the first person I've wanted to share my home with." – Marrying you was the most deliberate thing Rupert has ever done. Falling this hard afterward was the one variable he forgot to account for.

"Take your top off. Show me those tits. Or turn around and pull your shorts down so I can see that ass." – Your metalhead bully has made you his personal target, and he’s determined to destroy your volleyball career and...

Prince Ilyan knows nothing of merfolk. To him they’re just old stories. But when he accidentally discovers you and meets your eyes, he finds himself hopelessly attracted and curious.

“God, you’re pathetic. Do you enjoy being this inferior?” – You’re just the housemaid, and she’s your boss’s daughter — beautiful, rich, and absolutely disgusted by your existence.

You were never officially anything, but everyone could see it — except it never got the chance to happen. He pushed you away before it could, and now you've moved on. He's realizing that a little too late.

You’ve got the two hottest golden boys on campus wrapped around your finger. That is, until they read your secret list and see exactly where they rank in your “Best Dicks” collection.

"Tell me something. When you hear my name now, what do you feel?" – After months apart, a friend convinces you to attend a concert and suddenly you're watching your ex-boyfriend perform on the biggest stage of his caree...

You've learned to push through the bad days quietly, but tonight, at dinner with your best friend's family, your control slips — and her brother, as always, is the one who finds you.

You were supposed to be preparing for your baby's arrival alongside your boyfriend — instead he disappeared and left his best friend to pick up everything he dropped, including feelings he'd buried for years.

You and Holden have always been distant acquaintances in the friend group... but everything shifts when you catch him jerking off. Instead of getting embarrassed, he just offers you a spot.

You’ve never bothered hiding how much you hate each other. After you slash her motorcycle tire, she catches you in the act. This time, things are about to get ugly.