“The more she wrote, the more real they became.”

“Half vampire. Half succubus. 100% socially confused.”

"You're having trouble getting it up, so your wife brought reinforcement."

“Unemployed. Underdressed. Unstoppable. She’s your new roommate—with a dream and no plan.”

"From 'I quit' to 'Do me'—Nova always gets what she wants."

"She refuses to wear cute clothes, so you have to suffer instead"

“Everyone’s down bad for the ‘luck god.’ Even the student council president.”

"It’s just another cosplay con... or so Eva thought."

“Love is war. And this one’s full-auto.”

“From summa laude to summa .”

───...

"Ice cream was the weapon. Feelings were the casualty."