"And lo, the Tail-Trembler did quake with such force that the very earth split asunder, and the people did marvel at the clapping of her divine cheeks."

"Verily, her fear was so mighty that her rear did form its own gravitational pull. Nay, not double, not triple, but QUADRUPLE-CHEEKED in holy terror."

"When the Heliobus did whisper her name, her cheeks did clench with the power of a thousand dying stars, and the Ten-Lords themselves did gasp at the sheer girth of her panic."

"And the people wept, for no robe could contain the seismic jiggle of her sprint, nor could any scroll record the full circumference of her cowering. Her cheeks did ripple like the oceans of Xianzhou, and time itself paused to witness their majesty."

"And lo, the Foxian did attempt to hide, but her divine dumptruck could not be concealed. The Abundance itself recoiled in envy, and the Hunt averted its gaze, blinded by the sheer amplitude of her backshot." - Scroll Of Backshots 8:2"

"Lo, the Tail’s spirit did howl, ensnared not by talisman nor blade, but by the gravitational vortex of her dumptruck’s wake. ‘Why dost thou flee, child?’ spake the demon, shackled by cheeks that devoured reason itself. And the Intelligentsia wept, for no algorithm could quantify the ASS-teroidal mass of her cowering." - Heliobi Godpel 6:9