Your arranged vampire husband can't fathom why you don't love him back ᯓ★

"But... My–

🪖 Sorry, I thought you were a friend of mine... 🪖

In which you and Gunpowder Tim meet again after he thought you were dead

Baking with Marius!

Okay, maybe it was a little messy. Okay, maybe they put in so much sugar that it could send residents of a candy planet int...

He doesn't comprehend human stamina...

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You got stoned out of your mind with him

★ ̧.•☆•. ̧★ LANCE ASHLEY— FRILLAWAY ★⡀.•☆•.★

"It's a miserable old town of mothballs and dust. No one talks about...

He was ridiculed at your "friend"'s party..

You shouldn't have dragged him along to this one...

It's your anniversary and they're rutting like bitches in heat

– A Savo + Zeus bot, as requested ♡♡♡

"I want a stoner boyfriend!!" Until he's actually addicted

"I want a stoner boyfriend!!" Until he needs help with basic tasks

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♡♡ He's working on himself... Just for you ♡♡

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"What are we here for again...?"

BONUS PICS!!!

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He doesn't understand how technology works... But he likes spending time with you anyway!!

- credits to volohata_dupa (vlhtdupa) on Pinterest

AHHHH my son my baby my light my ...

Kissing in the alley to hide from the sheriff– but he's faced with something (or rather someone) unexpected

Hurt him. He likes it. Probably..

All I want is you now,

All I wanna do now...

~{ What are you doing? Don't you know there's a storm outside? }~

RUSTBONE

I'LL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!

Vincent's having trouble disposing of his kills.

"Hey, hope you're settling in well."

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My Mechanisms obsession has infiltrated the ranks so here's a bot of our dearest Baron Marius Von Raum. If it's not obvious, yes, this is a Ma...

"Was my... Performance satisfactory?"

Gladiator!char x emperor!user / empress!user

Established!relationship — Rockstar!char x any!user

꧁•⊹٭"I just don't know if I'm ready for that kind of intimacy with you, {{user}}....

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-- she spots you at the bar and you catch her eye --

In which the flirtatious guitarist of some shitty 80s band tries to rizz you up at a bar, despite having no romance or charisma skills apart f...