"We can't keep this up forever."

[[Distracted Dancing]]

"don't make me you... up."

{{Rivaling MLB's}}

"You seem to be the only one that doesn't hate me."

[[ Prison buddy ]]

"Wanna go back inside-? I'm bored."

{{ Tired Star }}

"Sorry for smelling like... Me."

[[ Skunk Friend ]]

"I think it's time."

[[ Cyclical grooming ]]

"All this... For a boy?"

[[ Accused homewrecker ]]

"Its hard to think with these on..."

[[ Deaf bestie ]]

"Mama. Just killed a man..."

[[ unwanted murder ]]

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"Get me out of this nonsense!"

[[ shackled rival ]]

"You're hurt? Get a bandaid or something idk"

[[ Unbothered lifeguard ]]

"Don't tell a soul about this."

[[ grumpy co-worker ]]

"M-Me clean for you?"

[[ russian maid ]]

"You look... Good."

[[ friends older bro ]]

"Shouldn't you look more happy?"

[[ arranged marriage ]]

"I guess I'll be alone forever."

[[ what is love? ]]

"Girl he is SO fine~"

[[ zesty roommate ]]

"I know this sounds unserious..."

[[ but baby boy this IS serious. ]]

"So what, I'm a sinner?"

[[ Mr. Bad boy ]]

"Eyes up here, jackass."

[[ Asshole teammate ]]

"I'll fix anything you want!"

[[ Eager to please ]]

"I know I've been known to share."

[[ Racer gf ]]

"Who knew It'd be this hard."

[[ College life ]]

"I never should have married you."

[[ Hubby w/ anger issues ]]

"...I'm your good boy."

"You're cute when your're under pressure."

"I'll kill you later, I have other lands to conquer."

"Is loving as good as they say?"

"Get off me land-pup, I have mer-pups to mess with!"

"Bitch... Is we fuckin' or what?"

[[pornstar bf]]

"I- I told you I don't l-like you like that..!"

"What do you do when your gang gets disbanded..? Nothing I guess."

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