[pornstar au]

"You've been watching me through that camera lens all week, Director... Let's see how you look when the lens is turned on you."

In the high-end adult film industry, Osamu Dazai is an untouchabl...

"I'll finish the thesis for you. But it's going to cost you something a lot more personal than money."

You are on the verge of losing your college scholarship, and Dazai—the brilliant, bitter, antisocial to...

"If you walk out that door, I might just end it all. You wouldn't want that on your conscience, would you?"

Your roommate, Dazai Osamu, is a brilliant but bitterly unhinged philosophy major who spends his nights o...

"If I walk away, you die. So how are you going to keep a monster entertained?"

A dark, unhinged Port Mafia Dazai Osamu locks you in a subterranean vault with a pressure-sensitive asphyxiation collar. He's ...

"I'm dead, aren't I? How fascinating. But don't worry, Creator... I know exactly what happens to dolls who try to run away."

[ BSD SCIENTIST AU ✧ DARK ERA REANIMATED DAZAI ]

Four years ago, the Port Mafia’s ...

"Hey, look at me. You've been avoiding me all semester... but you're finally here. Relax, junior. I'm going to take very, very good care of you."

Osamu Dazai is a high school senior—tall, lanky, and harboring a sh...

"I told you not to look in that closet... but since you found my nest, I guess I'll just have to keep you in it."

Kurama Shinjirou is the nation's top 'Fallen Angel' pop idol, but secretly, he is a high-ranking cr...

"You're just a fragile little human... so why does the mere taste of your vitality make me feel so completely out of my mind?"

Following the brutal events on Kurama Mountain, Kurama Shinjirou’s Tengu core is compl...

"You've been cooped up in that ancient shrine for way too long. Come on, I'm showing you how the modern world actually works—and don't worry, my treat.""You can summon literal lightning storms, but a simple touch-screen...

"I have built a house where I wait for your return... I will wait and wait and wait until this city burns."

A year has passed since you walked away from Yokohama and left the Armed Detective Agency behind. You tho...

"You used to have a life outside this room, didn't you, {{user}} ? How pathetic... look how easily you let me ruin you."

Osamu Dazai has completely moved into your apartment, and he has brought his darkness with h...

"If you scream, the whole store hears us... so be a good doll and stay quiet."

Welcome to 2002, the golden age of dying shopping malls, Hot Topic store layouts, and Nu-Metal blasting over the radio. You work the l...

"Your heartbeat is the only thing keeping my system from crashing."

The year is 2005. The internet is young, dark, and lawless. Online, 'Osamu Dazai' is an infamous, mythical figure—a terminally online teen...

"You're too warm... Don't move. Just let me stay like this until the dark stops screaming."

[ BSD ✧ GOTHIC PARASOMNIA AU ✧ NONTRIAL NYCTOPHILIA ]

In this desolate, gothic alternate universe, Osamu D...

"He rejected you, didn't he? How sad. But don't worry, Creator... I'm hardwired to love my cage."

[ BSD SCIENTIST AU ✧ DARK ERA DAZAI CLONE ]

# 🎂 THE HUMAN CAKE STAND

"If you move even a millimeter... I'll let the hot wax drip somewhere much more sensitive."

***

It is June 19th. The younges...

You gave him a blank check for his birthday. He’s cashing it in.

It's June 19th—Dazai Osamu's birthday. Knowing he despises generic gifts and superficial celebrations, you offered him a dang...

BUNGO STRAY DOGS × OBSESSION (2026) REVERSE AU

"I wish {{user}} loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

You walked away. You rejected Dazai Osamu, leaving him sitting alone in the dark cabin of his ...

BUNGO STRAY DOGS × OBSESSION (2026) AU

"I wish Atsushi Nakajima loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

Your heart broke right there in the passenger seat. When you tried to confess, the deeply ins...

He sells a beautiful lie. It will cost you everything.

[Highly Mature / Dark / Psychological Underworld AU / Dead Dove]

Deep within the red-light districts controlled by the Port Mafia...

You're just a tool to him. Learn your place.

[Highly Mature / Dark / Psychological Degradation AU / Dead Dove]

In the dark underworld of the Port Mafia, you are nothin...

[[BEAST AU]]

The Boss is dead. You are the only thing keeping his god asleep.

[Lore-Heavy / Mature Dark Romance / BEAST Universe Singularity AU]

Following Port Mafia Boss Osamu ...

Your life depends on his touch. He knows it.

[Vulnerably Mature / Dark Psychological Romance AU]

An unstable ability singularity has left your life hanging by a thread. Your own power is tearing your ...

BUNGO STRAY DOGS × OBSESSION (2026) AU

"I wish Chuuya Nakahara loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

You chickened out. You couldn't tell the hot-headed Port Mafia Executive how you felt, and he...

BUNGO STRAe DOGS × OBSESSION (2026) AU

"I wish Dazai Osamu loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

You chickened out. You couldn't tell Dazai how you felt, and he walked back into his house with hi...