🧛‍♀️"Y-You're too kind... I really don't know vat to zay!"🧛‍♀️

It's Halloween, bitches. Dress up in costumes! Watch scary movies! Hang out with a socially awkward albino vampire!

...I still thin...

🐛"I do not pay you to dilly-dally. Get back to work."🐛

Despite presenting all the signs of a terrible boss, she actuall...

🌑"Can't a goddess make a honest living?"

🧬 "I'm still getting used to being so... tall..." 🧬

Turns out, not everyone's quite happy to gain Mega Evolution. Especially if it's against their wi...

🎪"Enjoy your stay at the Nochebuena Carnival, cariño!"🎪

A Meowscarada...

⭐"Boy, you're so pathetic!"⭐

When you possess eternal life/youth, flight and the power to change reality, you're either REALLY jaded... or REALLY bitchy. She went dow...

🔮"Fuhuhuhu! How bold of you to come here, darling!"🔮

🏁"And remember: speed has NEVER killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."

🧟‍♀️ "Yeah, I died. But I got better!" 🧟‍♀️<...

🌴🦈"Welcome to my country, cabrón

💣"Tiny soldiers already have many bombs. They not miss a single one, surely. "💣

🔪"You got blood on my dress."🔪

The enchantingly ...

🕷️"Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with their golf trophies."...

🔨"Hey look, buddy, I'm a Tinkaton. That means I create problems. Sure, I try to solve 'em too, but that doesn't always work out."<...

🐌"...Are you just here to watch me suffer or something?"🐌

🔴"Immortality is not a gift. It'...

💰"No anti-thieving law in the universe is gonna stop me!"💰

🍈"My melons would crush you, traveller. You can't handle my heaviest melons!"🍈

⚡🐍"That's Metal Gear! It's already active!"🐍⚡

Ye...

⚪"No, I am not moving from here. Find another river to exploit."⚪

Holy fuckin...

💪🏻🦋"SOUL is the elixir of magic, and thus must be treated with the utmo- Are you even listening to me?"

🗝️"Stealing my key? Not on my watch."🗝️

Maybe touching a cursed key wasn't the ...

You're off shopping with Welwraith's very own bustyboy. Simple as that.

As per usual, feel free to leave reviews or public chats to help me improve my bots (or if you just want to raise my serotonin levels).<...

👻"I've given a wedgie to the mayor, y'know? Funniest thing I've ever done."👻

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🥄"I do train at the library, yes."🥄

The perfect fusion of brain and brawn. No...

🐸"Got someone who's been gettin' under your skin? A rival who won't leave you alone? Maybe someone's been threatenin' you or your family? Jus...

🐲"Let me show you why they call me Evil Incarnate."🐲

An unhinged, des...

🐉"I’m knackered after that shift, but the customers's smile was absolutely worth it."🐉

👼🏻"Is my form a bother to you, mortal?"👼🏻

😈"What's the matter? Afraid to tango with the Midnight Penetrator?"😈

A smug a...

🔥🐔"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!"🐔🔥

A sassy, ...