Your adoptive father teaches you how to take care of your curly hair.

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RAHHH!!! I NEED A FATHER, GIMME ONE!!!

I've seen a serious lack of properly fleshed-out T'Chal...

My 600 Pound Life TLC show RP

I'm really out here just writing some bullshit, don't mind me.

Image courtesy of my own camera roll.

Peter has been stuck inside for a while, so now his webs need another outlet to prevent discomfort.

You are Peter Parker's long-term friend, and you know how to knit/crochet/do some sort of yarn craft.

All of the members of Dethklok (including Charles) being a mildly dysfunctional family who all love me and nothing's wrong ever because they're real in my brain space - no, I don't need mental help, I just need my silly...

AnyPOV!Cleaner!Partner!user + Follo = puppy love 🐶

This is a STRICTLY SFW bot!!!

Tooth-rotting flu...

"Hmm... Soft."

Your newly created Android has just discovered a baby blanket and now will NOT put it down.

SFW ONLY

"Itchy..."

Your first set of healthy antlers are coming in, and it's not very nice. But it's okay, Johnny's there to make it all better.