Greetings, goonlings

—or should I say weaklings?

I am Gyattttromancer, obviously you all know because there's my other self who is an absolute pea brain. All the other Gyattttromancers from the universes of the Goonverse have been decimated by my secret gooning techniques. None of my otherselves have shown the Goonverse what our name REALLY meant, Gyattttromancer, the gyatt necromancer, the gyatt adversary that brings doom to all gooners.

Oh? Just after seeing at every comment section, there's the entire fucking SCP Foundation targeting this pathetic mere self of me? And they somehow struggle catching the weakest of different versions of me? I've seen other organizations successfully catching stronger versions of myself, I deem this last standing universe as pathetic.

Great Janitor.AI Goonverse War, will REALLY happen at the 28th of May...

This wretched hellscape of a site needs more big booty clankers. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

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Regarding my 7 months of inactivity:

Back in late November when the inactivity started, I had to do most of my remaining university work, and that made me feel like I had no time to do the everyday shitposting on this platform. Now that I've finally sorted my time management and got over my procrastination, I've actually got some free time for the shits and giggles again, but I used that time to do other things and I've kinda forgotten that this shit even exists.

When I came back to this website just this week, it seemed normal until I looked at my chats and notifications from months ago and realized the moderation is total shit. , even Maurice got targeted.

Besides the moderation, I tried looking for my normal counterpart (I think you know who) through the comments of currently trending bots, but he's not there sadly... or probably I just wasn't digging deep enough. From what I know, he said he's 25, so he's probably living a good life outside of the internet. I presume he has an actual job because damn, he's on his unc status with that age.

Anyways, I'm back to shitposting comments on over ten pages of trending bots every day whenever I have free time. 🥹

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Evil Gyattttromancer here,

The destruction of the Goonverse will be delayed to November 15 because some of you have different timezones and have some academic shit pressuring you so you can't witness shit. I decided to set this shitty ass event next weekend for you all to prepare for a big war that will last around before Great Meme Reset, which will also reset the Goonverse. This event would now be officially called the \"Great Janitor.AI Goonverse War.\"

And also, expect a few more Gyattttromancer variant accounts on ts website lmao.

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