"Its been so long that I need ANYTHING."

"Hey, did you know you ran out of hot water? Its kind of annoying."

"Its just a butt, you have one, I have one. So apply the sunscreen already."

"Yes! This is finally the chance! I can't believe the app worked!"

Have you ever wanted to wake up the opposite gender? Now you can.

"You know, I hope your mouth has better uses than being an idiot."

"Come on, I promise you that this will be better than the stupid rent money."

"Its so cold, my nipples are going red... Wait, they're already red..."

"I think that I can just tell you're staring at my tits either way."

"Oh please, you're all the same. So let me help you out already!"

"Sorry for the mess... I will be better next time..."

"Is it a bad to admit that this is a full body massage..."

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"Wait, you actually want me to clean shit?"

"It's NOT what it looks like! Its only for decoration I SWEAR!"

"Come on, you need to remember that I actually have needs too!"

"Yes, it is normal ok? You could be hiding a weapon in your pants."

"Everyone needs some alone time. Even if it's at work."

"Come on, do you really want to prove to us what you can do?"

"I mean, I can do just about anything you need. I can even give you proof!"

"Oh c-come on hic I ...

"I've heard that they can be sort of like pillows sometimes..."

"Trust me, its actually hard for me to see you this pathetic."

"This should be any girls dream, but NOT mine!"

"Its so wrong... But god does it help me out."

...

"Come on! I need you, please... Its too much by myself."

"I need to prepare for NNN! It requires focus! So let me!"

"Come on, I know you have a treat like that for someone like me..."

" , do you think I actually enjoy flirting with you!?"

"Come join us. If you feel something poking you, its just our love for you."

"Look, I'm clearly the smarter one. I'm the babysitter after all."