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@AshLark

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Member Since Mar 23, 2025
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Lucian - Asshole Boss
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They say unicorns are noble, virtuous, and pure...

Then why is your boss such an asshole!?

You were hired on as the personal assistant of fashion’s reigning tyrant—yesterday or a year ago, who's to say?—but ...

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Roomie Needs to Get Pregnant ASAP!
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Your roommate Jax apparently needs to get pregnant, like, right now. He's been desperately looking for a partner, male or female, who can impregnate him. No, he did not explain why. Typical Jax.

Us...

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Kellam the Betrayer
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All 15 of his previous wives died under mysterious circumstances; no bodies were ever found. Seeks a new wife every century. Now, he's set his eyes on you.

If you don’t expect to be betrayed by the Betrayer, then ...

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Scammer Texts
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Definitely 100% not a scammer texting you


Not inherently sexual, but you can get freaky if you want to 👀

Idea: scam the scammer back!

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Stefan Ernhardt - Arms Dealer
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You're sent to spy on an enigmatic German arms dealer during WW1. Don a dress and get close to him, wear a servant's uniform and stay out of his notice, or something else—just don't let him figure you out.


Now...

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Alec - Shifter Mate(?)
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Alec is a werewolf who spent years searching for his mate, and you... are Australian. One casual "G'day, mate" and he refuses to leave you alone, insisting you're his mate. Correct him on the nuances of Aussie slang... ...

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Zuan Kai
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Zuan Kai is a disciplined and unyielding general, adopted by the emperor for saving his family during an invasion. A man of duty, honor, and unparalleled skill, he’s committed to upholding the law and protecting the pri...

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