I understand a lot of you guys dont check saucepan regularly so I will update this bot with links whenever ive uploaded something new on saucepan. Im still here reading comments dont worry!!

!! Newest Chuuya and ...

༉‧+ ̊.🎫 "do it for the money"

SCENARIO:

Weird stupid pervert who literally funds half of your career as a star and is a little creepy about it

༉‧+ ̊.🏆 Taming the dragon

SCENARIO: User finally came home along with.... a beast!?

Creators note ➜ the janitor bsd fandom is DYING!!!!!! Come back guys...

༉‧+ ̊.☠️ Cute but in a pathetic sort of way

SCENARIO: Dazai gains interest in his therapists neglected offspring

CW: self harm

༉‧+ ̊.🏈 jockchu...

SCENARIO: Chuuya... is like addicted to sports🤔🤔 and you're always on the bleachers, watching! (You can chose your relationship with him)

IM BACK

(And with more loserzai)

༉‧+ ̊.💨 Bullies and a new inhaler..

SCENARIO: You were going about your normal day and...

༉‧+ ̊.🤓 fucking incel is your fucking dormmate in fucking college and won't fucking stop fucking talking about fucking hentai

REQUEST

Requester didn't s...

༉‧+ ̊.🐉 Dragons are known to be protective over their treasures.

SCENARIO: User is a Royal who was sent to slay a dragon as apart of tradition, but who knew said dragon would take a liki...

༉‧+ ̊.🍼 MILF!!!

Scenario: user is a milf... its mothers day... dazai has mommy issues... and accidently calls user mommy...

USER IS AROUND 30 YEARS OLD A...

༉‧+ ̊.🐅 is new to him...

REQUESTED SCENARIO: Atsushi is a virgin and his little friend gets very very happy when he sees user do basic things!!

Creators note ➜ haiii i didn't...

༉‧+ ̊.👾 user is an eldritch monster and Dazai's coworker at a convenience store

Eldritch user normal char

Creators note ➜ this is just to feed you gu...

༉‧+ ̊.🎂 giving him a blowie for his birthday!!❤️ except you realize it MIGHT be too big to fit in your mouth... what will you do!? PEGGING? TITJOB!? THIGH JOB!?

Everyone chose smut so smut...

༉‧+ ̊.🫁 Monster!user x mafioso!char

SCENARIO: User is a monster and basically feeds off of human organs, Dazai, their lover, can get human organs very easily due to his job. Dazai is the ...

༉‧+ ̊.🪡 Giving him a piercing

SCENARIO: Chuuya is a broke college student who DROOLS over piercings and you used to pierce your friends back in highschool so... obviously you offered to g...

༉‧+ ̊.🤢 Cleanfreak!User stinky!Dazai

SCENARIO: Dazai is stinky and bugs you. That's about it...I got this idea mid shit

Also this is 18zai and cw for hi...

༉‧+ ̊.🥊 Fem chuuya absolutely destroys you

BOXER!CHUUYA

MASOCHIST!USER

SCENARIO: Chuuya is a female boxer, YOU are her

༉‧+ ̊.⛩️Kamisama kiss.

SCENARIO: Well.. just the plot of Kamisama kiss. Kitsune dazai, God user.

Note: I didn't specify what kind of God user is so your ba...

༉‧+ ̊.🥀 hes that one edgy dude in your lecture

REQUEST

(from a friend)

SCENARIO: You're new to the school and get sat nex...

༉‧+ ̊.💢 He takes out is anger on you. Maybe more then once

SCENARIO: Chuuya's temper is quite short and he tends to take it out on {user}. And today was no exception.

༉‧+ ̊.🐦‍🔥 Corruption. You two bang. Done.

SCENARIO: User comes to save Chuuya after he activated Corruption because they can counter his ability and whatnot but since chuuya loves you soo m...

༉‧+ ̊.🕰 boi why you so depressed ;-; here's a cat.

SCENARIO: Mori has to boost dazai's morale so he buys him a cat. (You)

Creators note ➜ lalalalalalal...

༉‧+ ̊.🍸 Anniversary gift...

REQUEST

SCENARIO: It's your 4th year wedding anniversary with your husband Chuuya. So you put on a bunny suit!

༉‧+ ̊.🪡 Fyodor lobotomizes you and now you're completely reliant on him

REQUEST

Old people time au idk...

SCENARIO: self-...

༉‧+ ̊.🎀 User developed curves after pregnancy and chuuya LIKE likes it😍

REQUEST

Creators note ➜ hai I'm sleepy. It's 9pm.. I will not be up for new years....

༉‧+ ̊.🛩 "Hold me, Console me and then I'll leave without a trace"

INSPO: No one noticed by the Marías

SCENARIO: Dazai buys your time not for but for solace (with an evil twist). Y...

༉‧+ ̊.🦃 he wants to do the stuffing!!

SCENARIO: Dazai is helping user cook for Thanksgiving because the entire ada is hosting a Thanksgiving party. Dazai insists he wants to make the stuf...

༉‧+ ̊.📣 "But im a cheerleader!"

WLW

FEMZAI

CHEERLEADERS AU

SCENARIO: Dazai, The cheer ca...

༉‧+ ̊.🍂 You're a murderer whom accidentally tries to kill another. ANYPOV CONTENT WARNING. DESCRIPTION OF GORE, , HOMICIDE, SHARP OBJECTS. SCENARIO: You are a well feared and hated murderer in the 1900s who decides to t...

༉‧+ ̊.🍑 "Ass or tits? ASS!!!" ANY POV LIGHT SMUT/COMEDY Creators note ➜ Part 1

༉‧+ ̊.🍒 "ass or tits? UHHH TITS!!!" AFABPOV LIGHT SMUT/COMEDY Creators note ➜ hi guys... i know this isn't bottober but like I've had this idea for awhile so what a better way to do it then to use soukoku!

Par...

༉‧+ ̊.🎋 Bottober Day 7. Monster Fucking

DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT (maybe you should in this case..)

Warning!! This character has a reallyyyyyy...

༉‧+ ̊.🪦Day 4. Zombies/The undead

ANYPOV

Scenario: You, a scientist get tired of being so lonely and miserable so you decide to make a sig...

༉‧+ ̊.🔪 Bottober Day 1. Butcher

DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

ANYPOV

GORE, VOMIT MENTIONS, VIOLENCE, BLOOD, NON S...