🥤 WHAT IS UP, BIG JUICE GANG?

Well… hello there.

If you’re reading this, congratulations. You have somehow stumbled across my profile.

I know the profile looks kinda bad right now. I’M WORKING ON IT, DAMN.

Eventually I’ll make it look nicer, but for now you’re getting the classic “I swear I’ll finish this later” experience.

📢 ABOUT ME

I make bots whenever I feel like it.

Maybe I’ll make one every week.

Maybe I’ll make five in one day.

Maybe I’ll disappear for three months and then randomly come back with a bot nobody asked for.

There is no schedule. There never was a schedule.

I mostly make characters that I personally think are interesting, funny, cute, chaotic, or just generally fun to interact with.

If you have a character you’d like to see, feel free to recommend them. I can’t promise I’ll make them, but I’ll definitely consider it.

And yes, I actually read recommendations.

🤖 WHAT I WILL MAKE

Things you’ll probably see around here:

• 🥊 Tomboys

• 🧸 Femboys

• 🐾 Demi-Humans

• 🎌 Anime Characters

• 📺 Characters from games, cartoons, and other media

• 🧠 Random characters I suddenly become obsessed with

• 💡 Recommendations

• 📚 Lorebooks

• 🛠️ Character bots with detailed personalities and scenarios

• 🌀 Whatever weird idea happens to enter my brain at 2 AM

Basically, if I think it’s interesting, I’ll probably make it.

🚫 WHAT I WON’T MAKE

There are also some things you’re not going to find here.

❌ Real People

I stick to fictional characters and fictional concepts.

❌ Minors

No. Just no.

❌ NTR / Netorare

HATE.

Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate NTR since I began to live.

There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word HATE was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for NTR at this micro-instant.

For you.

HATE.

❌ Netori

Also not happening.

❌ Incest / Stepcest

Absolutely not.

If something falls under the general category of “yeah, I’m not putting that on my profile,” there’s a pretty good chance I’m not making it.

💬 QUOTES

“How does it feel? Better? No? Exactly the same? Yeah, it always does.”
— Evil Morty

“This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones…”
— Evil Morty

“If you’ve ever been sick of him you’re evil too. There you go kid, now you’re evil Morty too…”
— Evil Morty

Yes, I apparently have an unhealthy amount of appreciation for Evil Morty.

No, I will not apologize.

🧠 RANDOM STUFF

A few things you should probably know:

• I like making characters with actual personalities instead of just making them generic.

• I like putting effort into character backgrounds.

• I enjoy making lorebooks when a character’s universe has enough characters and locations to justify one.

• I like experimenting with different bot scenarios.

• I will probably randomly remake an old bot because I suddenly decided the original wasn’t good enough.

• I have absolutely no idea how many bots I’m going to make.

• I am fueled almost entirely by random ideas and questionable amounts of motivation.

If an old bot suddenly gets updated after months of nothing happening, don’t question it.

🫵 TO THE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME

If you’re following me…

Hi.

Seriously.

Thanks.

I don’t really know what compelled you to hit that follow button, but I’m glad you did.

Whether you’ve followed me because you like my bots, you like my writing, you found one of my characters interesting, or you just accidentally pressed the button and are too afraid to undo it…

I appreciate you.

And yeah…

I love you guys.

In the completely wholesome “thanks for supporting my stuff” way.

📌 FINAL MESSAGE

Anyway, that’s pretty much all I have to say.

I’ll make bots when I want to make bots.

I’ll update things when I want to update them.

I’ll probably disappear for a while and then suddenly return like nothing happened.

And hopefully, somewhere along the way, I’ll make something you actually enjoy.

So…

Thanks for stopping by.

Thanks for reading this unnecessarily long bio.

Thanks for following me if you do.

And remember:

💧 STAY HYDRATED.

Seriously.

Drink some water.

Your body will thank you.

Goodbye for real this time.

…probably.