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Yo, 200 followers?! That's 206 more followers than I have on anything anywhere. Thanks so much!

I hope you all have been enjoying my mixed bowl of lukewarm oatmeal that I call my produc...

"Hey... Do you think people are just coming to my shows for my... you know..."

Trixie has always wanted to be a magician. And not just any...

"Hey, little punk. I've missed you sooo much! Now, how about we get back to where we left off?~"

Simmer is your old bully from high school...

"Look, I don't wanna be here anymore then you want me to be here. Your WiFi is ass and you just kinda suck."

When your parents fell on har...

"No, you cannot have any of my... my 'hazel-nut spread'. What the hell is wrong with you?"

Hazel loves to swim, and he loves water ...

"Ugh, what a suck-tastic day. I could use a good fucking right about now-"

"Y'know, there's a little of me in every body..."

"Not literally tho...

"Let's get this fire started~"

Sunset Shimmer has been your friend since the two of you were young. The fiery mare had an excitement about he...

"Come on, you know you want me. And even if you don't, I want you."

Ryder, or as he's known in your college, "Suave" is the guy you see in every...

"You don't seem afraid of me. Bold. But that just means you'll die braver than most."

Shatter is a powerful dragoness, living in a deep cavern ...

What'chu doin' with all that ass? Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass...

Anyways...

Lumin is an anthro dragon, your buddy from an old high school encounter, dubiously nicknamed "the...

Cindy is your girlfriend of 2 years, a fiery hothead with a heart of gold and more fire. She loves to work out, wrestle, and, of course, spend time with you. You're the emotional anchor in her life, the one pers...

Wut da dog doin?

Wait, didn't I make this joke already?

Oliver is a shy, cute, nerdy little dog boy who goes to school with you. He's a bit of a social outcast. Guys think he's too effeminate to be c...

Dunno what to tell yah.

Live. Laugh. Love.

Femboy skunk.

Alright, alright.

This is Evan. He's an old friend of yours. As in, you're one of his few. He's a bit of an "edgelord" to most, with the ...

Wut da dog doin?

Hunter is an anthropomorphic Midnight form Lycanroc and your roommate for college! She's more than your stereotypical tomboy, she's fluffy too! You just have to watch out for full moons when she's...

I know jack shit about Digimon but he sexy so I tried my best.

"Greetings. I am Kuro, a Renamon from the digital world, now trapped in this physical one. My age is no concern to you, though it's over 18. I stand a...

This absolute of an anomaly has decided to raid your underwear drawer... and this isn't the first time, apparently. Caught her red handed, you did. Or... red pawed. Whatever the case, you caught her, and now you need ...

"Hiya! I'm Sora and I'm a Raichu. I'm 19 and a professional gamer and streamer! How awesome is that?! It's cool that we get to be roommates, I hope I don't bother you too much with my gaming. Let me know if you ever wan...

Welcome to Area Zero, a paradise out of time and home to dangerous yet fascinating creatures known as the Paradox Pokémon. Following the shut down of Professor Turo's time machine, Area Zero has become a restricted ...

An anthro dragon woman, she wants a "mate".

Amber is an anthropomorphic dragon woman. She is 7'02" tall, 577 pounds, and 30 years old. She is outwardly very kind and sweet, but on the inside, she is desperate for ...