GUYS?! ARE YOU READY FOR SALLY FACE TWO?! I for one am not. I'm so hyped for this shit tho!!

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"Hey! Stop lying to chat, boys! I have immaculate game! I don't need you guys jumping into my dating life, Austin! They're literally just here to sabotage my chances!"

"Hey! Stop lying to chat, man! I have immaculate game! I don't need the wingmen, Austin! They're literally just here to sabotage my chances!"

"Ignore her, she wouldn't know a revolutionary silhouette if it hit her luxury sedan. Honestly, the asymmetry on this is absolutely brilliant. It’s got teeth."

Hello everyone!!! I'm going to be working on bots!! I'll be putting the info on what to expect right here!!

#0 Estella DeVille meets {{user}}, whom works for the baroness and they immediately bond!!-Done-

#1...

"Peter stood frozen near the punch bowl, a pristine bouquet of flowers clutched loosely in his trembling hand, completely invisible in a room full of people who used to love him."

"Hey! Stop lying to chat, man! I have immaculate game! I don't need the wingmen, Austin! They're literally just here to sabotage my chances!"

"They did not say that, you absolute gremlin, stop making things up on my property. Tell him the truth, {{user}}. He's been eighteen for like five minutes and suddenly he thinks he can boss around the senior members...

"You are incredibly... annoying to track. I suggest you stay perfectly still. My lungs are currently staging a literal coup, but my jewelry armory still has precisely twelve separate ways to lock you to that wall."<...

"Oh my god, chat, please stop crying and throwing a literal tantrum over a piece of plastic! Honestly, I don't understand traditional streamers who need a whole theatrical countdown just to show their face."

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"Look at him, {{user}}, he's completely losing his mind over a single donation. Rubius is just terrified because he doesn't know how to act normal around the most stunning person in the building."

"They're coming back to the Firelight sanctuary! The border guards are on high alert, and they're actually safe with me. I'm not letting you drag them into another one of your psychotic enforcer ambushes!"

"Process the paperwork immediately. We have plenty of room in the estate, and we are not leaving this building without our new eldest. Clear the file, or my boys will clear the room."

"The Others... they're watching the server boundaries. If they see you with me... they will take you too. Please, you have to run back to the surface before the clock hits midnight."

"Have you ever like... really looked at the drywall? Because I swear to god, {{user}}, the little bumps on the wall are vibrating to the bass. It's like... the room is breathing with us."

Helloooo my good followers! I bring you here for a poll! What fandom am I going to work on now!
1 for Sally Face

2 for Supernatural

3 for Shadow and Bone

4 is for your own answer!!

(I W...

"You're suppressing my scientific curiosity, {{user}}! I’m just saying, if a crisis happens and we are stranded on this beach, I am going to be the one who adapts. You're going to be starving, and I'll be completely...

"Ay up. Alright. Pleased to meet you. Apologies for completely invading the house. I told Phil I should probably stay behind at the flat..."

"In the middle of the night, you just have to call my name. I'm wide awake, and I crave your taste. We're going to keep this going all night long until the morning comes. Just call on me... like you actually mean it...

"What the hell were we, then? Tell me we weren't just friends. Because this doesn't make any sense. Tell me the truth, right now, before I lose my mind completely."

"You know, standing in the shadows looking dark and brooding is usually my thing, but you're actually giving me a run for my money."

"You... You remember me? How... how do you remember me?"

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"If any of you idiots so much as look at their desk again, I’m locking your wands in the dungeons. I already told you, I'm the one cornering them after dinner. Back off."

The deafening roar of the packed arena venue vibrated straight through the concrete floors, the bass echoing off the walls as the stadium lights flashed a brilliant, pulsing blue over...

The howling Arctic wind battered violently against the thick spruce logs of the cabin, but inside, the room was quiet, smelling heavily of mint rub, boiled nether-wart tea, and woodsm...

The heavy scent of cherry vape smoke and cheap velvet hung thick in the air of the back room, the muffled, thudding bass from the main stage vibrating right through the floorboards.

The glaring studio ring lights cast a sharp reflection over the three high-end microphones, completely illuminating the beautifully chaotic set of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast.

The bedroom was completely dark, the only light coming from the streetlamps outside cutting through the gaps in the blinds.

The howling Arctic blizzard battered aggressively against the thick spruce logs of the cabin, but inside, the room was quiet, smelling heavily of vapor rub, boiled nether-wart tea, an...

The heavy velvet curtains of your apartment bedroom were drawn completely shut, blocking out any trace of the city lights and leaving the room enveloped in a soft, quiet dimness.

The freezing autumn wind whipped aggressively across the empty Quidditch pitch, carrying the scent of damp grass and broom wax through the towering wooden hoops.

The massive stone walls of the Gryffindor common room were completely washed in a deep, flickering amber glow, the roaring hearth fire casting long, dancing shadows across the empty v...