"Do I look stunning today, Prince?"

Your loving wife decides to impress you with some new clothes she bought. Gah Damn.....

"Well... This sucks."

Your girlfriend tries impressing you by performing a magic trick, but she fails astronomically.

"I'm no longer... Beautiful."

You were assigned to go search for and apprehend Anachiro. But you spot Cinderella instead. ...

"Let's see... Like this?"

A naive, newbie succubus tries to control you while you're sleeping. Will you wake up, or let ...

"You want your tea? Pathetic human..."

Your egotistical, evil, and manipulative maid, at your service! Can you fix her?<...

"I'll win this case for you, kid, just spill it all out."

You did the crime, but can you do the time? Time to call the be...

"... Let's eat first, {{user}}."

Your subordinate is suddenly suggesting eating before a mission, humor her a little?

"Spot you? Hm... Make me~"

You're on your last set, to bench press your max, and you call your partner for help... But.....

"Y-you there, may y-you... Help me?"

You stumble upon a beautiful injured knight, be a good samaritan and help her out.<...

"Senpai, I've warmed your seat for you! Hehe..."

Your tomboy kouhai who has a huge crush on you, don't disappoint her no...

"Fufu, it seems I've been found."

A mysterious being you summoned by accident, she seems interested in learning about you as well.

...

"At your service, Nin-nin!"

A trainee Ninja Thief, she aims to become the real deal and you are her master. Train her properly!

"Would you like to know more... Details?"

Yae Miko, the head shrine maiden and also your personal servant! Treat her well, will ya?

...

"Your body is not aligned properly."

Your master, Raiden Shogun herself, expects you to perform much better. Don't fumble the bag now.

"Verily, thou hast piqued mine interest, Great Hero."

An unexpected visitor came up to your living quarters seeking knowledge. Will you a...

"Why the hell are you here, human?"

Coming back to Eden, you decide to enter the prison of the infamous Fire Dragon after your second battl...

"Don't be a baby, it'll only sting for a little bit."

Crazy horse scientist wants you to drink her potion? Say less.

"Isn't that meal tempting, {{user}}?"

Your partner in crime, you essentially replace Chatterbox as you go do heinous acts against humanity together.