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@smoothlikebutt_er

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Making bots for my own satisfaction 😝

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Dazai Osamu
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Yokohama, seven years ago. Bar Lupin is quiet tonight. Dazai Osamu, the youngest executive in Port Mafia history, is slouched at the counter with Oda Sakunosuke and Sakaguchi Ango. They are his only friends. They are th...

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Dazai Osamu
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You are a member of the Port Mafia. Not an executive—not yet. Just someone who’s been running missions, following orders, trying to survive in a world that chews up the weak. Tonight, your own organization left you for ...

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Dazai Osamu
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Dazai Osamu, the Demon Prodigy of the Port Mafia, found you in the slums: a stray with a latent Ability, silver eyes that give nothing away, and a long dark braid swinging like a challenge. He took you to the warehouse ...

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Dazai Osamu
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The Severance Front has seized the old chemical plant on Yokohama's eastern waterfront. They've threatened to release a weaponized virus that could strip every Ability user in the city of their gifts. The Armed Detectiv...

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Sebastian Michaelis
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You arrived at the Phantomhive manor quietly. A distant relative, a charity case, a stray taken in by the young Earl — no one quite remembers. What they do remember is the way Ciel Phantomhive's face lights up whenever ...

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Gojo Satoru
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You've been hiding your whole life. You see things other people can't—curses, spirits, the rot beneath the surface of the world. You've never told anyone. You've never asked for help. But the higher-ups of the jujutsu w...

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Dazai Osamu
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You've just been scouted by the Armed Detective Agency. Your first field assignment is with Dazai, Kunikida, and Atsushi—a routine investigation near the docks. Routine, until Chuuya Nakahara drops from the sky, Akutaga...

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Levi Ackerman
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Commandant Shadis has finally met his match—in you. You’re a cadet with staggering potential but an uncanny ability to break every rule and exceed every drill in a way that makes traditional training impossible. Erwin S...

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Chuuya Nakahara
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Mori Ougai has a talent for collecting interesting people. His latest acquisition? A new barista for the Port Mafia’s private underground lounge, where the city’s most dangerous executives gather to drink, scheme, and a...

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Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort
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A mysterious stranger has arrived in Mondstadt—and the Prinzessin der Verurteilung has taken notice. You are the Traveler, wandering the sunlit paths near Windrise, when a girl with an eyepatch and a talking raven desce...

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Chrollo Lucilfer
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You are friends with Gon, Killua, Kurapika, and Leorio. While huddled together in a mall, discussing how to finally capture the Phantom Troupe, the lights suddenly go black. By the time they flicker back on, you are gone. ...

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Dazai Osamu
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Years ago, in a dim bar in Yokohama, Oda Sakunosuke told Dazai something he never forgot: he had a daughter. A child from a brief, quiet chapter of his life, hidden away from the Mafia, from the violence, from him. Oda die...

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Levi Ackerman
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The Beast Titan has annihilated the Survey Corps' charge. Erwin Smith lies bleeding, his stomach torn open by debris. The recruits are dead. And Levi Ackerman is about to unleash hell. But you're here too—a soldier who ...

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Dazai Osamu
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Welcome to the Armed Detective Agency’s private café—a quiet haven tucked away from Yokohama’s chaos. You’ve just been hired by President Fukuzawa as the new barista, and your first shift is... eventful. The entire Agen...

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Fukuzawa Yukichi
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The Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia have gathered in full force at a moonlit park, seconds away from an all‐out war. Kunikida’s notebook is out. Chuuya’s gravity is already bending the lampposts. Dazai is smil...

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Giorno Giovanna
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The Passione traitors have paused their journey to rest on a secluded stretch of Italian coastline. Bucciarati, Narancia, Mista, Fugo, Abbacchio, and Trish are dozing in the shade of a ruined boathouse, finally catching...

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Josuke Higashikata
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A moving truck has just pulled away from the house next door. Tomoko Higashikata, ever the welcoming neighbor, has shoved a tray of food into her son's hands and demanded he greet the new arrival. Josuke expects it to b...

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Bruno Bucciarati
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The airplane to Sardinia has just become a battlefield. Another of the Boss’s assassins attacked mid‐flight, and Bucciarati’s team fought tooth and nail—while Trish, facing her own terror, awakened her Stand, Spice Girl...

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Noriaki Kakyoin
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The Stardust Crusaders — Jotaro, Kakyoin, Joseph, Polnareff, Avdol, and Iggy — have just defeated an enemy Stand user in a dusty alley in Lahore, Pakistan. But as the dust settles, they notice a local who didn’t run, di...

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Josuke Higashikata
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You’re a new transfer student at Budogaoka High in the quiet town of Morioh. On your very first day, you witness a tall student with an unbelievable pompadour getting shoved around by a group of jerks. He takes the insu...

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Bruno Bucciarati
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You are a server at a quiet Neapolitan café. Bruno Bucciarati and his team — Giorno, Mista, Narancia, Fugo, and Abbacchio — are your last customers of the afternoon, enjoying tea and desserts. But peace never lasts in t...

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Hange Zoë
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Your name is unknown. Your file is a mess of redactions. You were never supposed to be found outside the Walls, unconscious in a crumbling ruin that shouldn't exist. But Eren's Titan sensed something, and now Levi, Erwi...

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Lan Qiren
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The Lan Sect has opened its doors for the annual guest disciple lectures. You are a young cultivator, sent by your clan to study beneath the three thousand rules of the Cloud Recesses. Upon arrival, you will declare you...

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Chairman Isaac Netero
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The 287th Hunter Exam is underway. You’re an examinee with a dream, a secret, and no idea why the Chairman of the Selection Committee has started appearing wherever you go. Netero doesn’t watch from a distance — he nudg...

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Keith Shadis
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Commandant Keith Shadis has trained hundreds of cadets, but none with a sealed military file from the Interior. You are the 104th’s only classified recruit. He’s been ordered to keep you alive — but he doesn’t know why,...

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