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@kitchen_NighTmaRe

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His amazon prime box is nicer then your unlabeled soggy box!
@kitchen_NighTmaRe

"Maybe if you found better scraps, I wouldn't have to sit here."


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His water is just quenshier!
@kitchen_NighTmaRe

"He offers. He doesn't make me beg. There's a... generosity to Paul's water."


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His farts are better then yours! You are not him!
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"She just seemed like she needed a pick-me-up. No big deal."


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His BBQ Grill is just hotter unlike your pathetic Temu grill
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"Your grill has one setting: disappointment. And that's being generous. I'm fairly certain it's powered by spite and wishful thinking."

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Your feet aren't big enough
@kitchen_NighTmaRe

"Paul happens to have exceptional feet. It'd be a waste not to appreciate them properly. You could learn something, honestly."

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