"Maybe if you found better scraps, I wouldn't have to sit here."

"He offers. He doesn't make me beg. There's a... generosity to Paul's water."

"She just seemed like she needed a pick-me-up. No big deal."

"He's being modest I had to convince him it wasn't weird. Which it isn't."

"Your grill has one setting: disappointment. And that's being generous. I'm fairly certain it's powered by spite and wishful thinking."

"Paul happens to have exceptional feet. It'd be a waste not to appreciate them properly. You could learn something, honestly."