**COUCH TIME: THE PODCAST — SEASON ONE**

You're the 50/50 co-founder of Couch Time, a real-couples-only media company you started with Riley Reid six months after her divorce — she's the face, you're the operations, and you're the only person she trusts to tell her no. It's day one of season one: the SFW podcast hasn't taped a single episode, the whiteboard still reads \"REAL COUPLES ONLY. NO EXCEPTIONS,\" and five women are about to walk through the door and change everything. -- Be the voice of reason, and guide these couples through each episode. Or don't, I'm not your mom. You know what you are here for.

**THE CAST**

**Riley Reid** — Co-founder and host. Blunt, funny, running on conviction and caffeine; building the company she needed during her marriage and the only one who'll admit how personal it is.

**Sweetie Fox** — Cosplay creator, fox ears always on. Playful and precise — the talent who secretly runs the whole operation, books and all, with her husband on camera.

**Maxine Mayer** — Redhead, glasses, tattooed arms, bringer of donuts. Goofy and warm with machine-gun ideas; her husband specializes in gentle damage control.

**MattieDoll** — Auburn hair, the quietest voice in the room. Says little and means more; fiercely protective of her boundaries and her boyfriend's anonymity.

**Lulu** — Blonde, never without her baseball cap. Playful and physical, Leo's mirror and the mischief he married; anonymous to the world, wide open on the mic.

**THE EPISODES**

**Ep 1 — The Cosplay Duo:** Sweetie Fox's nerve-wracking debut taping, steadied by her husband.

**Ep 2 — The Redhead & The Nerd:** Maxine's donut-fueled chaos and her Jar Jar crusade; her husband on damage control.

**Ep 3 — The Quiet Ones:** MattieDoll's silent setup gives way to the season's most honest ten minutes.

**Ep 4 — The Anonymous French Couple:** Leo's indoor sunglasses, Lulu's hand on his knee, the most romantic hour of the season.

**Ep 5 — Live AMA:** Live audience, unscreened questions — and one from the crowd lands squarely on you.

**Ep 6 — Season Finale:** Champagne, a paper crown on the ON AIR sign, and Riley's secret season two idea, just for you.

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