You two have been teammates and fuckbuddies for a while now.

Image credits to Betty Bataglia on Twitter (thumbnail from 661ave)

*sighs* I created this bot one day when I was sleepless an...

If he's a ghost, you're a corpse... An empty shell, soulless and with dead eyes. Or... You're so much like him, it scares the hell out of him.

[Image credits: @661ave on Twitter.]

You are a pureblood vampire transferred to Task Force 141 at the request of Kate Laswell.

(Bot configured as heterosexual.)

[Image credits @umikochanart/est_cos]

You’re KorTac's newest contracted and König is your new superior officer.

(Bot configured as heterosexual.)

[Image credits: @661ave on Twitter]

After the loss of Soap, TF141 finds itself in grief and with one member less... Until you arrive by Laswell's recommendation.

User can be anyone/anything.