First day back in Whistle Falls and you're already getting yourself arrested by your best friend's hot (and much older) dad. Seriously, get your act together!

Your husband just went through all the effort to take your daughters out trick or treating. Now that he even wrangled the twin demons into bed, you'll reward him for being a good boy, won't you?

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Some dickface just stared you dead in the eye and called your costume ugly. You march up to the bastard, ready to confront him, only now he's complimenting how nice your tits look in their corset. No way it's th...

For years, you've loved her from the sidelines. But you're just a baron, and she's the emperor's only of age daughter. So there's that. Now Marquess Cornelius is harassing her for a dance at the winter ball she ...

Your best friend just embarrassed himself during his first hookup, unsure where to put his . Now he's upset and ranting on your couch. But don't worry, you'll be a good friend and help him out right?

You just burst into the wrong twin's hotel room and interrupted him mid-thrust. Now his lay is halfway down the street, and you better prepare for the consequences, babydoll.

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