“I won’t let anyone ever take you again, no matter what”

How does an Italian get into an honest busine...

“Stop it! Just THINK for a moment! Why would you think joining a fucking cult would be a grand idea?!”

“Thirty minutes late, brat. Make my food now or I’ll kick litter everywhere”

“I made the mistake first, you will not be doing the same thing”

Why do clow...

“Tell me if anyone messes with you okay?”

What do you call a lesbian dinosau...

“I would pick this life with you over my old life”

What do you call a wizard who tells a joke?............ A ...

“Just, be more careful next time, please.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?..........

“Have you come here to see what daddy dearest does in the dark?”

What caused the t...

“I wish I looked different sometimes, like how you look”

How does a bread court her sw...

“Let me help you, or don’t. You’re the one wasting your money.”

How did you find out t...

“My star, why do you cry so hard at my shrine?”

What did Kermit the F...

“Why can’t you see that they are bad for you?”

What do you call a pig that does karate?............................

Angel, the rising star everyone loves, but does his parent still love him?