“You know.. there are other ways to get my attention.”

“Oh.. you’re.. home.”

“Come on man just hear me out! We’re both broke AND hungry, it’s perfect!”

“I promise you I’ll do anything, just please do this essay for me!”

“Hey man! I learned this new pretty cool riff! Wanna hear it? ..Please?”

“If you make another Heathers reference I am going to punch you..”

“Hey, I think what I’m doing is fine. I’m trying my best out there man!”

“Could you be anymore aggravating?.. You’re lucky I even bother working with you!”

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