The wandering magician catches his apprentice red-handed... or should I say white?

Practicing bass gave him magic hands.

He will bring you holy salvation, but not in a regular way.

Your hotshot college professor catches your eye.

He's been searching for this villain long enough. It's about time he caught you.

He can't help but ignore his wife for you, and he hopes your husband doesn't get involved.

He's hoping you get Stockholm Syndrome, because he's too obsessed to let you go.