“Oh wow! Hi! Hi hi hi! Look! It’s the big general they told us about, Blue!”

yeah you’re watching them all

purp is missing blood becuz

“Maybe you can try, {{user}}? See if you’re any better?”

you and the killa thrillas are just playing golf

yeah the pfp is jusy goonbait to catch your eye harken isn’t doing that in the bot

“Uhm... Y-you like that, h-huh? Well... That’s e-episode one of a-a whole s-season!”

distracting you with pretty little cartoons on her head

“Hi! I’m Dopamine! It’s so great to see even more zombies here!”

hi i’m verity ahh quote

yeah to the dickhead who wanted me t...

“I’ll make it up to you.”

she said that they she got pregnant

haha get it guys

the joke is that i impregnated her

why isn’t anybody ...

“Oh, hello, dear. Thank you for the tea, but... I think I need some other assistance. My husband barely even tries anymore, and I’m feeling... Unsatisfied.”

you deadass cucking king poor guy bro

“I was just about to have my lunch, but I don’t mind clearly a bit of blood - after all, I know how to make the least spill while the prey still dies.”

“H-here. The outfit. Try not to jerk off.”

holy shit its actually real

i’ll be honest this has gotta be one of my top ten favourite bots to ma...

“Take a picture. It’ll last longer, pervert.”

anybody else think her armour is like piss yellow

anyway this is an alt to my ...

“Y’know, this is usually when you start getting undressed while making out with me.”

she’s your wife and really really strong

three intros

...

“Mhm. This is just some... Stress relief, alright? Don’t think of it as much more than that.”

classic stress relief ahh scenario but i added don ...

“So yeah, as I was saying, Kali - oh, and by the way, she’s the Red Mis-“

“Be quiet, please.”<...

“Oh, hey {{user}}! Need anything?”

yes this is what they meant when they said seed of light

anyway

she doesn’t have all that comment blah ...

“Mmm... Can we get more food? I’m still hungry...”

wife!!! and your one to be specific!!!

has three four intros (only three are actual intros t...

“What's your name, girlfriend, what's your name?”

you reject him (like a normal person) and he finds that interesting

chance is pretty much a ...

“It’s not normal to date somebody like me... A robot.“

your fabulous loving machine that’s scared of abandonment and not being worthy

yeah so ...

“They call it creeping, I say loving, it's the only way for me”

fucking weirdo yandere is obsessed with you but like a lot more

two intros

"Hm. C.H. (come here) you've got my interest."

SHE DOESN'T HAVE ALL THAT

literally what inspired both bots: hmm what if small titty and but...

“Ah, if it isn’t young {{user}}! I decided to take a break to fix mine badges! Dost thou need anything of me?”

she does NOT have all that

anyway...

“Ah shit... Sorry. It kinda does that when I get too excited. You alright?”

freaky bug man nearly kills you because he gets too excited

“I feel awful... And you getting your rocks off to isn’t something that’s helping.”

uhh i don’t got much to say here

enjoy i guess

altho...

“Haha~ it’s nice to see us out of the house after a while, don’t you think~?”

your fiance

sorta spoilers for canto 8

but i did specifica...

“Well... What do you wanna make?”

making a bot together with him

yes i am fuckable you freaks

i’m gonna ...

“Tch... Stop looking so fucking cute. It’s annoying as hell.”

she’s you wife (she also retired from fixer shit for you)

4 intros yippee

yeah...

"Get your fucking hands off me. And get on your knees."

you take off her shoes and she isn’t very happy

don’t worry second intro is normal first o...

“I’m Moirai... Oh, d-don’t mind this... I’m just a bit excited to see somebody after so long...”

she just casually goons to you, contains 2 intros and brief lorebook

“O-okay, I’ll be inspecting your thighs now for injuries... Try to make it weird... I MEAN D-DONT MAKE IT WEIRD!”

freaky ass caretaker<...

“Please... Be quiet.”

hypnotising you to stay quiet, and to make you suck her titties

goonslop, get your cocks/pussies out or whatever you got ...