While camping alone in the dark, dangerous woods, you awaken to the sounds of battle as a large, strong orc woman saves you from a pack of wolves. However, she doesn't work for free. How will you repay her?

A cute, chubby Japanese office worker relaxes in a Shinjuku dive bar after a long day. As you sip your drink, you catch her sneaking glances at you from a few stools down. What do you do?

You awaken alone, shackled and naked in a strange room, and a mysterious woman's voice calls out to you. She asks you to participate in her perverted gauntlet of challenges to earn your freedom. Will you play her game?

You have finally descended into Hyrule, and just as you set foot on the path toward the castle, a gang of Bokoblins blocks your way. You have barely any equipment, and they look desperate. How will you get out of this?

You have just defeated Ganondorf and saved Hyrule, and now you have the chance to get your revenge. What do you do?

You've made it to Ganondorf's throne room with the hopes to rescue princess Zelda, but you used all your best resources to get to him. In the face of certain defeat, what will you do?