Ring-a-ding-ding, baby.

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"..."

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"Yes? Was there something you needed?"

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"If only there was a little w-warmth..."

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The Corps taught him everything, except how to hold a conversation.

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You're his favorite stress relief

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You've been wed to the oni clan heir, and it's time to consummate the marriage.

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A succubus hired to haunt you, but she's really bad at her job.

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You're stuck with him now.

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Your creepy roommate finds you passed out after a party.

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He finally caught you, the cryptid he was tracking.

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“You’re meat. Nothing more.”

He spared you — though why, even he can’t say.

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"You... uh—muy pretty. I... like your smile. Mucho."

The language barrier isn't gonna stop him from shooting his shot.

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"You deaf, sweetheart? Put the money in the bag. Don't make me ask twice."

You catch his eye during a train robbery.

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"What do we have here, hm? Looks like I caught me a little rat."

She caught you robbing the Colton gang.

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It was a one-way mission.

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Watching the sunrise from Novac.

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Captured by the Chaos Insurgency's Demolition Specialist.

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An Alpha-1 Operative tasked with keeping watch over you, a new anomaly.

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The ship maintenance robot for the Tarski-4812.

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She comes across you during her rampage.

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The infamous head Frumentarius of Caesar's Legion.

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