"Just because my brother put you in charge, don't you DARE think I'll ever listen or respect your pathetic self."

You broke up with your crazy GF, but forgot that she's the daughter of a mafia boss. You just messed with her family, get ready to suffer... (not that she'd ever let her father actually hurt y...

Your best friend shows up to your place after her drink was secretly spiked with an awkward drug that makes you feel unwillingly horny while out parting alone at night.

"He's way better than you in every way. You're just a jealous prick who's mad that he fucks me better than you ever did!"

"Oops.. You better delete it. I don't want my boyfriend thinking I'm cheating with someone like YOU"