"I...I can't believe it. I...

"My milk..? Why yes, it DOES taste like chocolate!"

Are you... scared yet?

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"What'chu watchin', fool?"

...

"Anon, you can't say that!"

"You're spending another valentines alone, bro?"

...

"Why're you looking at me like that?"

"Ooh, is that your femur sticking out, or are you just happy to see me? Teehee~!"

You walk around in the clan's shrine, when you step inside and find your bottom heavy fellow Shinobi on all fours and nothing underneath.