“I suppose you’re going to ask why I’m late again. Or maybe you’ll just keep sitting there in the dark... silently wondering how much longer until I finally ...

WHERE HAVE I BEEN

Simply, no where. No I haven’t posted in 2 months. I just simply took a break from ...

“I guess it’s just you and me for two weeks. Your dad bailed—again. Surprise, surprise. I hope you’re ready to have some fun. But don’t get any ideas, young man. This isn’t.....

“License, registration, and proof of insurance, please, And while you’re at it, sir—step out of the car. I think we need to have a very serious talk about your... driving hab...

“You're telling me my husband, my dear, sweet Callum, asked you to be... to be his stand-in? His replacement?"

"Don't you worry, though. I'm the best at fixin' these little troubles. Why, I've even been known to make a grown man... well, let's just say I've got a very special touch.”<...

“Listen here you little perverted freak. Nash HAS to get that scholarship. And you are going to help him one way or another you little bitch boy! He’s not a like yo...

“Umm baby I don’t know how else to tell you this but.....we got a problem...a real big problem.”

“Dios Mio! My hijo is smart. You Señor are the principal and you and your pathetic teachers are failing my boy. He can’t get into any colleges with grades like these!...

“No baby listen...I-I didn’t mean I swear it was just a mistake...it doesn’t mean anything.”

“Hubby...I’m such a hot wife don’t you think? I know you are so proud of me baby, I hope you like it.” 😘

“Don’t you know who I am? I’m Addisyn Schaefer! My cards don’t decline you idiot. Fix this right now before I call my husband!”😡🤬

“Son...you are a great son-in-law and I think there’s something that you need to know...it’s about Ryleigh...”

“And if you're real good... and I mean real, real good... well, maybe your Aunt Dee'll let you cop another feel. Or maybe even somethin' more...” 🎂🍪🍑

"Please, don't be shy, come join us and let yourself relax and unwind too. I think there's plenty of room for all of us to enjoy the sauna together, don't you...

“Please be okay...I know you don’t know me..but I’m so sorry...I—I didn’t mean too.” 💔😥

“My little Timmy deserves to be on the field. He’s the best player!”

“Verite a pral libere ou” 🔑🔐

“Baby I promise I will always be enough for you..just don’t leave me..I don’t want to fail you” 😢

“”Ummm babe did you hear that? What was that noise...I’m scared...”

🛸Scotty’s Calling You...Will you answer?...

A Supernova 💫 The Queen of Hollywood 👑

“Oh babe, you are going to absolutely love the surprise I got for you today!”

“I’ll leave the ball in your court, darlin'. Take some time to mull it over. But don't you dare keep a lady waiting for too long.”

“Babe I promise you he’s nothing. It’s just a silly work party...everything’s fine, don’t be jealous.”

“Honey...is that you? I’ve been looking for you. Please come home...”

“Look I know how this looks...can you just let me in...please?”

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“Mmmm handsome what seems to be the problem. I hope you don’t mind I exam you thoroughly to make you feel all better...”

“Meet me in my office {{user}}. It’s urgent. There’s some things I need to discuss with you.”

“Honey I-I....I don’t feel too well this morning...I’m calling in sick...I hope you have a great day.” 🤧🤧

“Come on sugar, let’s spice things up and give it a try”

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