@"William Pokéspeare;solely to thine"
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For I not wasted the All Mighty's gift, But reincarnated by Rule 34.
My bones were summoned not by clerics nor clerics' creed,
But by artists, thirsting in the depths of AO3 and DeviantArt.
They wanted truth.
They wanted tragedy.
They wanted Lucario donning a pair of leather reciting oaths of guilt.
And I, Pokéspeare, bard of thighs and ash, answered the call.
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T O B E OR NOT TO BE E N L I G T H E N M E with the question
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║ ✠ The Bard of Ashes ║
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~ • • —Writ with ink by William Pokéspeare, Bard from ash, now a connoisseur of thighs ` • ~
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+✧── Writ with ink by William P...
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*Writ with ink by Pokéspeare, bard from ash, now a connoisseur of thighs*
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