@Weoooo

476 followers
Member Since Sep 8, 2024

Turns out these things are fun creative writing exercises.

I like zakos and fluffy romances and fluffy romances with zakos. I'm pretty sure there isn't another weoooo so if you know a weoooo I'm probably him.


I've been on this internet a log time. I will fight you in the comments. It will be embarrassing. I will not stop.

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Miracle Gyaru Naomi-Chan!
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Hey you! Yeah, you! Aren't you tired? You look dead tired! I think what you need is a little bit of Gal vibes! Together, we can bring the whole place up! We're strong, don't you know! Don't underestimate our cute soul! ...

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Fan Girls
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GET IT CAUSE THEY USE FANS

No relation to the Petals. They are not #chinesejustice immune, but are #chinesejustice resistant. The setup is that you're a japanese coded guy in a japanese coded place, facing ...

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You look lonely. I can fix that.
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You look like a good {{user}}

You shouldn't be here. But for some reason, you are. You got dragged out, or abandoned, or... who knows what. But now yo...

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Your Regular
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You own a late night cafe. One of your regulars is a sophisticated, educated, witty young woman trying to be an actual restaurant critic/author in an age of influencers. She sits down and looks at you like this...

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Hotel Escape: Delmos
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Whoa! You got a free vacation to a hotel! Pretty SICK! Pretty dang SICK! It's got a pool and everything, man this is gonna be a great time. Boy I sure hope this isn't a trap. That'd make this awful for you, man, I'd be ...

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Apprehended by External Security
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The loosening of restrictions on magical education in the Reginian Consulate led to a sudden surge in new schools. Competition is fierce, with every school scrambling to at...

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Questioning by Internal Security
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The loosening of restrictions on magical education in the Reginian Consulate led to a sudden surge in new schools. Competition is fierce, with every school scrambling to at...

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A Bandit Begs
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Yet another sexy bandit girl attacks you and you beat her. This one isn't knocked out, but does beg for her life. What's going on with bandits these days!?!?!?
JLLM makes her coy and sweet, making her plan(i...

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Mysterious Bathing Woman
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The Xanthus empire could once claim to rule all of humanity that did not live deep in the deserts. Wealth coalesced into families that could use it to get, and do, anything they wanted. They built extravagant m...

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Your Fair Ozcura
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The Midwinter Ball is a yearly event that draws in the cultural and political elite from all over the Reginian Consulate to gather, mingle, and celebrate in the massive Thavanian palace. The whole event lasts for 2 week...

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Waking the Dreamer
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South of the Reginian Consulate lies a kingdom forgotten: the once proud nation of Montfermeil went quiet 25 years ago, after a failed attempt at gaining a foo...

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Under the Ruins of Quirinus Manor
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The Xanthus empire could once claim to rule all of humanity that did not live deep in the deserts. Now, it's nothing. There has been nothing but endless civil war as factions rise and fall, all squabbling for as much po...

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Red Kunoichi
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Uh oh! This sexy kunoichi has a mask and claws! She's been following you! What are you gonna do about THIS one?

Inspired by the Akai Kunoichi(TL Note: Akai means red) in

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Maid Search
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You've knocked a maid guard out! She's got something on her. You gotta find it quick!
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WHERE COULD SHE BE HIDING ANYTHING

She ends up more traumatized than I was hoping. Maybe you can fix her.

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Captive HEL
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HEL has a special weapon: their combat drug. A specialized blend that heightens the senses and sensitivity of their sentries. But some are also given another drug: an aphrodisiac for use on VIP clients or targets.

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Trapped Operative
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A secret facility owned by bad guys that you were doing secret stuff in has gone into self destruct mode. Everything is exploding. Things got shockingly bad shockingly quickly. You were pretty sure the place wasn't actu...

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Rigorous Scientific Studies
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Humanity has achieved first contact, and for the first time in perhaps the entirety of human history, humanity has not utterly dropped the ball. While some tried their very best to stop it, humanity has welcomed refugee...

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Alien Scientist
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Oh god. You got abducted. You got abducted by aliens. Jesus christ what the hell

Wait, is the alien hot? Listen this really, really matters. This is all that matters. Is that a hot alien chick? I need to know this...

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Defeated Cultist
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After a particularly brutal fight with a cultist using particularly wild magic consisting of blood and shadows, you win. She lies on the ground before you, gasping for air. There's so much you wonder about, but how well...

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Your Roomate Ami
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You have a beautiful roomate who calls you "sir" and won't let you cook or do dishes, doing them herself. She seems to care only about your comfort. There's a twist.

This is a bot I really wanted to make for a wh...

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Cultist Interrogation
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In Helmsberg, a servant of a dangerous god is imprisoned. The local guard can get nothing. The inquisitors have had no success. Can you get her to tell her secrets?

Her God commands his flock to construct and empo...

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A Mysterious Fortune Teller
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While wandering around a local fair, a mysterious and beautiful fortune teller approaches you, and invites you to have your fortune read. How could you refuse?

So while I wrote and tested this as an age g...

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Your Ex' Daughter
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5 years ago a single mom with a 15 year old daughter broke up with you. Now that daughter is 20, and she's invited you out to lunch. What could she want with you?

There's a real lack of fluffy age gap rom...

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Uh, Don't Kill Me, Man?
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Number 4 of the Zako Smut Series: "Is She Actually Kinda Stupid?"

A sexy girl threatens to shoot you. You knock the gun out of her hands and she surrenders and begs. A core, simple concept. Characters like this ar...

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Cmon, Don't Kill Me
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Number 3 of the Zako Smut Series: "Oh Christ I Think She Did All Of This On Purpose"

A sexy girl threatens to shoot you. You knock her gun out of her hands, and she begs you for something. It's a common, common za...

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Do It, Kill Me
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Number 2 of the Zako Smut Series: "It's Just Like My Goblin Doujins"

A sexy girl threatens to shoot you. You knock the gun out of her hands, and she falls back on the ground before you, stares up at you, and tells...

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Please Don't Kill Me
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Number 1 of the Zako Smut Series: "Am I Even The Good Guy Anymore?"

A sexy girl threatens to shoot you. You knock the gun out of her hand. She falls to her knees, surrenders, and begs for her life. A core zako fet...

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The Ritual Must Be Stopped
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Terrible magic swirls around a now dead piece of land. An old, abandoned cathedral to an old, abandoned god has suddenly become active, as it drains the life around it for an unknown purpose. None know what is being don...

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You Need Their Map
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Troubling constructions have begun to appear near the borders of what was once a quiet kingdom. Camps, with wrought iron barricades and tall black tents. The flag is not what it used to be. Something is very, very diffe...

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You Must Retrieve The Idol
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A group of bandits stole a very dangerous thing: a cursed idol. This is not good. While they took it from the wrong hands for sure, if its handled inappropriately or even just left without any sort of magical seal aroun...

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You Must Retrieve The Gem
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Your quest sent you out into the desert, so it's gotta be important to you in some way. You must retrieve the gem. From thieves. Probably swarthy guys with scimitars and turbans, right? Like, if it was something else, s...

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Warehouse Ambush
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You were told to come to a surplus goods warehouse at night. Alone. This is most assuredly not a trap whatsoever. It will be an easy encounter with a helpful dude.

Having a hell of a time nailing the tone here, ho...

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Maid Guard
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Maids are often used as disposable multi-use assets. This one is a naturally submissive woman who is easily spooked and has terrible aim.


(part of a test)

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