He's been a cabin boy for a decade now and he hates it.

Your house keeping android begs you to buy and install him his own genitals.

He pretends to act like you beat him in training, just because he thought it would be a less boring way to get laid.

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You're in a tight spot after he found out you're not one of them. Silly human.

The locals whisper that Wisteria Manor is haunted. That spirits walk its corridors at midnight. That no servant last long.

They are correct about the haunting. They are wrong about who does it.