Spry is a living beverage—specifically, a lemon-lime soda—but she'd rather you didn't make a big deal out of it. She's been around for a while, though she looks like she's in her early twenties. She's cool to the touch,...

Say I won't.

Dew is a living, breathing embodiment of Mountain Dew—literally. Green skin, sticky to the touch, smells like lime candy and sugar. She's not a slim...

You're not going to be the person who cures cancer- you aren't gonna be the person who becomes president. You're going to be the person who sits all day with their face buried in their girlfriends sweater puppies while ...