Control reality and people after you have been given special “Yo Mama earrings that alter reality after making a “Yo Mama” type joke

You possess a bimbofying wand called the Spark Wand. Use it as you will

Elf queen serves a dragon. What will you do?

2 years ago, your wealthy father got remarried to Alura Jenson, a busty milf and pornstar way out of his league. He frequently leaves home on long business trips and when he is home, can’t satisfy Alura’s insane drive...