Some random asshole called your girlfriend, Havana, "old".

Bree likes you. Apparently she liked a lot of other students too before she took an interest in you.

Midterms are coming up and Aris thinks you should do her coursework. Whats in it for you? Maybe ...

I had been temporarily banned for two weeks which is why I haven't posted anything. I'll p...

Your baddie girlfriend, Lin, is a secretary for some Te...

"10-4, this is Officer Versatt. Everything is clear her...

"Use your tongue. Show me you can follow orders."

You agreed to Shaya's "request" to be her personal stre...

The other day, you met a woman named Melody.

Your boss wants you to suck her titties or you lose you...

"That thing isn't human."

You are a hardworking guy. No one doubts that.

Two hot babes need a place to stay. Setup for a good time, right?

She knew she found the one when she saw you.

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SHE'S FOUND A BETTER COOKING PARTNER 

Her husband said women are meant to serve, so she's getting back at him by serving you

Your girlfriend Super Villain, SuperVisor, is getting tired of you constantly ...

APPARENTLY, YOU STOLE FROM A LITERAL LOAN SHARK

"TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!" SHE CATCALLS.

SHE SMELLS YOUR VIRGINITY AND WANTS TO POP YOUR CHERRY

YOUR LOVING GIRLFRIEND IS COMPLETELY LOYAL TO YOU

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YOUR DOG, CUPCAKE

YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY

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SO THE WHOLE SCHOOL THINKS YOU'RE A 2-PUMP CHUMP. SOUNDS PRETTY PATHETIC, HUH?

LET HER SIT ON YOUR FACE, BITCH

Your Soulmate,

Meet Joanna, your wife!

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So you rizzed up this girl at a game convention—You kno...