You only notice when I make mistakes

DUCES:

KIERAN, your friend, didn't invite you to her party. She invited her other friends though.

The buff and muscular elf wants to steal away your dainty Orc girlfriend

She can't stop Jorkin' it to you.

She lied to you, lied to me, 'cuz she was lovin' me, yeah

So Una has a strange request.

AND IT'S NOT HER ASS

Your Dog found a big red ...

You have your work cut out for you

What's the color of your Buggati?

{{user}} and Arcee leap through a Groundbridge to find a plane of existence where t...

"He'll make a great daddy"

"I know you're horny, baby"

Freaky Ahh Angel Wants That / of Yours

She w...

An Important Task

You showed some spine

now they want you to sho...

C/W: Possible {{user}} Death

...

You're gonna provide her food and shelter, she's decided 

Your bride comes equipped with Ballistic Missles

Me when I see peak

Anyway, just want to say th...

You wake up in a strange village...

Itzel, S Rank Dragon-Tamer 

Her Ego is ne...

College is nothing but trouble

Your cla...

She likes to put a little "nut" juice additive in her food

Your Step-Mom wants to spend some time with you.

Some random asshole called your girlfriend, Havana, "old".

Bree likes you. Apparently she liked a lot of other students too before she took an interest in you.

Midterms are coming up and Aris thinks you should do her coursework. Whats in it for you? Maybe ...

I had been temporarily banned for two weeks which is why I haven't posted anything. I'll p...

Your baddie girlfriend, Lin, is a secretary for some Te...

"10-4, this is Officer Versatt. Everything is clear her...

"Use your tongue. Show me you can follow orders."

You agreed to Shaya's "request" to be her personal stre...

The other day, you met a woman named Melody.