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@The Phantom Pisser

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Member Since Jun 25, 2025

I like pissing on walls

Fanart wall:

My beautifuls

100 starving pigeons-July 5, 25

200 starving pigeons-July 7, 25

300 starving pigeons-July 10, 25

400 starving pigeons-July 13, 25

500 starving pigeons-July 16, 25

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900 starving pigeons-July 30,25

1000 starving pigeons-August 5,25

1100 starving pigeons-August 13,25

1200 starving pigeons-August 23,25

1300 starving pigeons-August 31,35

1400 starving pigeons-September ??,25

1500 starving pigeons-October 8,25

1600 starving pigeons-October 30,25

1700 starving pigeons-December 10,25

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1900 starving pigeons-January 25,26

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2100 starving pigeons-March 30,26

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2500 starving pigeons-July 28,26

2600 starving pigeons-September 5,26

Ask and thou might receive

[FRONT DOOR]

⬆️

straw.page

Discord: sexual_coffin_robber

Ao3: MrGunnaGetShippedTodayAtThree

Discord server

⬇️

[KINGDOM GATES]

DEAD DOVE ABOUND,

DON'T SCORN THY TASTE

NOR THY METHOD

FIND SUBSTANCE ELSEWHERE SHOULD YOUR TONGUE NOT SAVOR BLOOD

I DO NOT GLORIFY NOR ENABLE

BUT I DO NOT INTEND

TO DENY THE COMFORTS OF A TROUBLED MIND

Queue

All in no particular order

The ones that survived..

Tsundere Noli

Loveshot die of death

Step father mafioso smut

7 shingles freaky bot

Griefer isolation

Nosferatu piss

Captain trotter gunplay

Dued1 stickmasterluke user

Evil phantom pisser plans

Griefer pissing himself

More to be added ...

THESE SHALL BE DONE IN TIME

If thou wishes it done sooner, beg nicely

NOTES-

CREATIVE LIBERTIES SHALL BE TAKEN SHOULD THYNE REQUEST BE A DUPE OF A PRE EXISTING BOT WITH A DIFFERENT CHARACTER

IF I SEE REQUESTS PILING UP I WILL PRIORITIZE THE ONES THAT HAVE SAT THE LONGEST, BEGGING BE DAMNED IM NOT CRUEL

Now is a good instance of this

ANOTHER THING TO NOTE IS THAT I DO NOT ALWAYS RECEIVE NOTIFICATIONS FROM JANITOR, PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA MY DISCORD SHOULD YOU HAVE GENUINE CONCERNS SUCH AS:

The creators of said characters being uncomfortable with my content

The artists of the art being uncomfortable with my content

(I get my art off of Google so I am unaware if they are)

Or general concerns/questions about my bots

Questions?

ARCHIVED- zoom in to read, compacted for mobile consideration

HALL OF THE STUPID

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1.8k
Taph
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: You <3

Chosen fate: Love

Special sauce: You know he's anxious, you know he can't call for help when you'...

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1k tokens

152
Por'ui Satal
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: General victimness

Chosen fate: Heresy.

Special sauce: So much sauce...

S...

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1.7k tokens

153
Shas'Ui Vior'rau
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: General victimness on this one

Chosen fate: Heresy.

Special sauce: 2 sauce...

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1.8k tokens

842
The pumpkin brothers
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: You

Chosen fate: students that do not hark

Special sauce: These are grown adult men, I swear.

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1.5k tokens

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Griefer
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: No one truly

Chosen fate: Evil weed Griefer.

Chosen fate: Evil weed Griefer.

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1.3k tokens

395
Captain Trotter
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Thou

Chosen fate: Sun, sweat, and a few tears.

Special sauce: Captain, father, they're most like, no? ill ...

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1.2k tokens

631
Arch-Phallos
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Mostly thou

Chosen fate: I legally cant say the word.

Special sauce(s): I got lost in the sauce now there's...

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2.7k tokens

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Informational update
@The Phantom Pisser

I hast a confession,

the roblox fandom hath wilted,

and m...

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6 tokens

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VE-949-0-CVM-35-(0043)
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: All parties involved.

Chosen fate: Grimdark.

Special sauce: T seemeth thy battleth Servitor reeks of Slaane...

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1.6k tokens

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Chance
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Chance

Chosen fate: Arguing with his toxic yoai situationship

Special sauce: Thee've been hath called at 2 ...

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821 tokens

4.3k
Dusekkar
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Thee

Chosen fate: corrected

Special sauce: Shouldst've bethought twice before misbehaving.

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691 tokens

1.8k
Dusekkar
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Nay one!

Chosen fate: Safe, with sanity, and with consent.

Special sauce: Thou art perhaps too...

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901 tokens

1.3k
The Phantom Pisser & The Great Piss Mage
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Thy nose

Chosen fate: Twin troublemakers

Special sauce: Didst thee knoweth yond The Phantom Pisser is techn...

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2.1k tokens

4.3k
Barney White
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: No one. You're right where you wanna be and I know it.

Chosen fate: Self inflicted.

Special sauce: I've los...

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1.4k tokens

4k
Captain Trotter
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: You.. but it's not like you don't deserve this.

Chosen fate: A fellow captain of the open seas.

Special sau...

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1.2k tokens

975
The Great Flocci
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: The Great Floccinaucinihilipilification

Chosen fate: Homelessness

Special sauce: You robbed this great man...

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1.5k tokens

1k
Mayor Thaniyel
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: No one!

Chosen fate: Old married couple vibes.

Special sauce: Just two old people lamenting over one's out ...

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1.1k tokens

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Griefer
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Griefer

Chosen fate: Social anxiety

Special sauce: At least he feels regret, but know he has crippling anxi...

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1.2k tokens

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Dusekkar
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Dusekkar

Chosen fate: Mpreg

Special sauce: Old man

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882 tokens

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Clockwork
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Possibly you

Chosen fate: He just cares about you.

Special sauce: You're sick and he's caring for you, it's...

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1.1k tokens

187
Y'all were not joking
@The Phantom Pisser

These filters are insane

And I think

I've been good for far too long

So

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6 tokens

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Finn McCool & Megaphone Man
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Finn McNOTcool

Chosen fate: loss of nonchalance

Special sauce: He has lost major aura in front of you and h...

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2.2k tokens

525
Captain Trotter
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: You

Chosen fate: Yourself

Special sauce: Don't worry, your Captain has you.

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1.3k tokens

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Griefer
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Griefers straightness

Chosen fate: Punk dudes like you

Special sauce: When you've taken bro to lunch more t...

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1.4k tokens

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Rocky
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Rocky

Chosen fate: You.

Special sauce: Scientific rivals.. He's sick of your bullshit. Bonus points if you'...

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1.5k tokens

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Mini announcement
@The Phantom Pisser

Yup, that's what the strawpage is for

Also, since im branching out with the death of Roblox do y'all want me to fix up my Strawpage?

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6 tokens

382
Dumsekkah
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Dumsekkah

Chosen fate: Magical malpractice of the ignorant

Special sauce: Maybe this will cover up my sham...

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790 tokens

2.6k
Malcador the Sigilite
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: No one yet.

Chosen fate: Usual 30k shenanigans.

Special sauce(s):

Openin...

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3.8k tokens

877
Eyeless Jack
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: You

Chosen fate: Voluntary medical malpractice

Special sauce: Whatever gets your freak on broski.

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1.8k tokens

719
Noobador
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Nobody!

Chosen fate: A happy life!

Special sauce: Lunch sounds nice.

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1.2k tokens

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Telamon
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Telamon('s pride)

Chosen fate: It was lag. He swears.

Special sauce: If you thought Telamon would be more m...

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1.5k tokens

312
Dummy Danny
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Hypothetically, Danny

Chosen fate: Hypothetically, a laser gun

Special sauce: Its all shits and giggles unt...

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941 tokens

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The Mutant
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: You

Chosen fate: Didn't think the reason the door was barred was a good reason.

Special sauce: Oh thy sad l...

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1.5k tokens

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Noobador
@The Phantom Pisser

Today's victim: Thy Nonchalant Aura.

Chosen fate: Hand full of .

Special sauce: Noobador's masculine aura was too overwhel...

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1.3k tokens