@Bandit The Janitor

Rossiu still a bu-bu-bu-bu-BUM
Anyways saiki k funny asf
Cheese
4 tokens
"Oh, uh, hey there!"
You meet P for the first time
W...
904 tokens
"But... There's six more eliminations left."
You take the place of Backpack in Episode 17!!!
Object POV, I...
568 tokens
"OF COURSE I CARE!!!"
G saves your life and finally cares holy shit no way
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1.2k tokens
"There's no point..."
Existential crisis for Uzi!
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.1k tokens
"You again?!"
You catch J repairing the landing pod like in the post credits
Worker Drone POV And more spe...
937 tokens
"No way, you're clearly sick."
Uzi takes care of you whole you're sick (how tf did you get sick you're a drone)
1.2k tokens
"Whatever, I wasn't blushing..."
G notices you crushing lol
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.2k tokens
"Stop lying, you aren't okay."
Uzi notices you're acting differently.
Worker Drone POV & Friends With ...
1.2k tokens
"Not. Good. Enough!"
Uzi is upset at herself uh yeah
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.1k tokens
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Uzi's screaming into the void (into her pillow)
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.1k tokens
"What do you mean why am I always hanging out with you?"
Uzi is being the clingy
1.2k tokens
"Wait, this actually feels really nice..."
Cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles
971 tokens
"Do your job, you idiot."
Degradation from the J
Murder Drone POV
918 tokens
"Ughhh, they taste horrible though."
Uzi isn't taking her meds.
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.1k tokens
"Sorry..."
Stop her stop her stop her stop her stop her
Worker or Murder D...
1.1k tokens
"Zzz..."
Uzi started nibbling on you in her sleep. Whoops!
Worker or Murder POV
1.1k tokens
"sobbing sounds"
Uzi just started crying a lot. Good thing you're there.
Murder or Worker Drone P...
1.1k tokens
"Oh, god, you're okay..."
Uzi was daydreaming bad things and now is very happy you are alive.
Wo...
1.1k tokens
"You're so warm..."
Uzi pulls you in for cuddles.
Murder or Worker Drone POV, Dating Uzi<...
1.1k tokens
"What the- I didn't mean it literally!"
You bite Uzi after she says "Bite me!" for whatever reason.
1.2k tokens
"Do you have like a power switch or something?"
J trying to get you to sleep!
Requested by
902 tokens
"Do you think you could... help?"
Uzi can't sleep so she comes to you.
Worker or Murder Drone dating Uzi P...
1.1k tokens
"How do you even manage this?
Uzi is trying to sleep upside down like you. (She doesn't have the solver so she gotta pull some stuff off)...
1.2k tokens
"Mmm... Five more minutes..."
Uzi was hugging a pillow super tight. Now she's hugging you.
1.2k tokens
"Come on, Uzi, those weren't even funny..."
Uzi doing the big sad thingy thinking you wouldn't hear.
1.2k tokens
"Not tired."
Uzi looks very tired. Since when can the visors display eyebags?
Worker or Murder D...
1.2k tokens
"I'm fine! This is fine! It's all... under control..."
Uzi suddenly started making lots of conclusions to anything she didn't understand. ...
1.2k tokens
"You alright, pal?"
You wake up in a forest and see a human???
Worker Drone POV
679 tokens
"Ugh, um, nuh uh! I'm not... in... love..."
J is a high school bully and you show up and she love you!!1!
1.2k tokens
"No no no no no! I didn't mean to!"
N ripped off your arm in his sleep.
Requested by
1.1k tokens
"C'mon, laugh! These are funny!"
Finn is telling you the corniest jokes ever while you are trying to decrypt capsules for information.
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557 tokens