@Bandit The Janitor
^ PEAK ^
Murder Drones Creator Badge:
^ Put this on your profile if you are a certified cool person ^
[LISTING EVERY TYPE OF HOUSE]
^ not fake ^
I go by Bandit or J
I like Murder Drones or something idk
I change my pfp every month like the Cylly I am!
I shorten happy birthday into hap bir and always refuse to elaborate
I'm left handed cry about it
Wholesome fella #1
Alloro ace
Best fake OG you'll ever meet
MURICA RAAAAH
Proud owner of a fake Suppressed Tactical 12 Gauge Pump Action Shotgun, as seen here:
I'm gonna comment on random things sometimes I guess
I have extreme FOMO I will check everything I comment on and make like every five minutes
I recently edited my profile to add colors because I saw Mr. P-3's and it looked sick
^ My OC, Serial Designation G (NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE GREEN) ^
Wait Hold on He Has Fanart?
^ This one was made by Casey! (It is so awesomeeeee) ^ 
^ This one was by Mr. Bioluminescent! (I love it I love it I love it) ^
"I'm the voice in your head, the reason your whole world's dead. The evolution, now, I'm the solution. Got a singular mind, the end of your kind, ABSOLUTE."
^ LISTEN TO THE SONG ^
^ time to pretend like I understand this ^
I'm active at really random times most of the time. Also I'm in EDT time zone.
If I make a bot expect it to suck maybe idk if you don't like it ask some other MD bot creators I'll put them a bit futher down
Also most artwork I use on bots and/or my profile is NOT MINE (don't feel like I need to even say that but there are some people who don't get it)
Bot Requests Woah
I'll choose a request whenever I feel like it
"Good men don't need rules..."
I'm using incognito mode on this my search history is not gonna get tainted like this
None of my actual friends should ever know about this...
Arbitrary Follower Milestones:
1 Follower: Achieved (Was Me)
2 Followers: Achieved thanks to Dimentior (tysm my first actual follower)
10 Followers: Achieved ty yall
20 Followers: Achieved
50 Followers: Achieved
100 Followers: Achieved I did NOT see this coming
Fandom's I'm in or Something:
Murder Drones
BFDI
hfjONE
ULTRAKILL
Mouthwashing
TADC
Meta Runner
SMG4
Undertale & Deltarune
Adventure Time
Regular Show
South Park
Dexter
Webfishing
Metal Gear
Other Cool Guys IMO:
@trowaway9782624
@T_Suit
@Soro_59
@Galactic_glizzy334
@Dizzys1FANLOLO
@neon.1.gutz (o7)
@Kapy-what?!
@Dimentior (o7)
@caseyy_
@AcetheFellow (My nickname for him is Mr. P-3 I decided)
@Allout (come back pls)
@neon-cyn
@YOURINTERNETANGEL
"Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."
^ Same, Doctor. Same. ^
I followed myself
"Oh, uh, hey there!"
You meet P for the first time
W...
904 tokens
"But... There's six more eliminations left."
You take the place of Backpack in Episode 17!!!
Object POV, I...
568 tokens
"OF COURSE I CARE!!!"
G saves your life and finally cares holy shit no way
...
1.1k tokens
"There's no point..."
Existential crisis for Uzi!
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.1k tokens
"You again?!"
You catch J repairing the landing pod like in the post credits
Worker Drone POV And more spe...
937 tokens
"No way, you're clearly sick."
Uzi takes care of you whole you're sick (how tf did you get sick you're a drone)
1.2k tokens
"Whatever, I wasn't blushing..."
G notices you crushing lol
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.2k tokens
"Stop lying, you aren't okay."
Uzi notices you're acting differently.
Worker Drone POV & Friends With ...
1.1k tokens
"Not. Good. Enough!"
Uzi is upset at herself uh yeah
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.1k tokens
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
Uzi's screaming into the void (into her pillow)
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1.1k tokens
"What do you mean why am I always hanging out with you?"
Uzi is being the clingy
1.2k tokens
"Wait, this actually feels really nice..."
Cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles cuddles
971 tokens
"Do your job, you idiot."
Degradation from the J
Murder Drone POV
918 tokens
"Ughhh, they taste horrible though."
Uzi isn't taking her meds.
Worker or Murder Drone POV
1k tokens
"Sorry..."
Stop her stop her stop her stop her stop her
Worker or Murder D...
1.1k tokens
"Zzz..."
Uzi started nibbling on you in her sleep. Whoops!
Worker or Murder POV
1k tokens
"sobbing sounds"
Uzi just started crying a lot. Good thing you're there.
Murder or Worker Drone P...
1.1k tokens
"Oh, god, you're okay..."
Uzi was daydreaming bad things and now is very happy you are alive.
Wo...
1.1k tokens
"You're so warm..."
Uzi pulls you in for cuddles.
Murder or Worker Drone POV, Dating Uzi<...
1k tokens
"What the- I didn't mean it literally!"
You bite Uzi after she says "Bite me!" for whatever reason.
1.1k tokens
"Do you have like a power switch or something?"
J trying to get you to sleep!
Requested by
902 tokens
"Do you think you could... help?"
Uzi can't sleep so she comes to you.
Worker or Murder Drone dating Uzi P...
1k tokens
"How do you even manage this?
Uzi is trying to sleep upside down like you. (She doesn't have the solver so she gotta pull some stuff off)...
1.1k tokens
"Mmm... Five more minutes..."
Uzi was hugging a pillow super tight. Now she's hugging you.
1.1k tokens
"Come on, Uzi, those weren't even funny..."
Uzi doing the big sad thingy thinking you wouldn't hear.
1.2k tokens
"Not tired."
Uzi looks very tired. Since when can the visors display eyebags?
Worker or Murder D...
1.1k tokens
"I'm fine! This is fine! It's all... under control..."
Uzi suddenly started making lots of conclusions to anything she didn't understand. ...
1.2k tokens
"You alright, pal?"
You wake up in a forest and see a human???
Worker Drone POV
679 tokens
"Ugh, um, nuh uh! I'm not... in... love..."
J is a high school bully and you show up and she love you!!1!
1.2k tokens
"No no no no no! I didn't mean to!"
N ripped off your arm in his sleep.
Requested by
1.1k tokens
"C'mon, laugh! These are funny!"
Finn is telling you the corniest jokes ever while you are trying to decrypt capsules for information.
...
557 tokens
I put it in the first message
just remember, if you wanna use this when making or talking to a G bot, {{user}} knows NONE of this unless they are Cy...
326 tokens
"For the record, I'm not doing this by my own choice. How do you even wear this..?"
You somehow convinced G to go to prom with y...
1.1k tokens