⛈️ | here is your host, sounds as if she’s pretty close

—-— nsfw + angst intro • simon and a club dancer start up something he can’t continue...

🕷️| leather-cladded, spike collared, i want you down on all fours

—-— nsfw - ish intro • joel takes interest in the pretty, ...

🍽️ | try it, bite it, lick it, spit it, pull it to the side and get all up in it ;)

—-— nsfw intro • he likes to eat idk how im supposed to elaborate

🛩️ | like a heathen clung, to the homily, let the reason come on the common tongue of your loving me

—— nsfw intro • simon could barely wait to get you into the hotel room since not having you for a whole year and a half a...

🕯️ | can we make love before you go?

—— nsfw - ish intro • könig finds out your prick of a husband convinced you to open up your marriage, and it’s the best day of his life.

fem user • title lyrics are 'pyramids - frank ...

🎯 | no telling, what i’d do, with my hands, stuck on you.

—— sfw intro • könig has a hands on problem.

gender neutral intern user , generic 'you’re mine' bot • title lyrics are 'if i were you - nothing but thieves'

💋 | girl you so lonely, will you come home with me?

—— nsfw - ish intro • könig had been upset with you for a whole day now, twenty four hours where he barely paid his personal assistant any attention. you try to seduce h...

🏥 | i never said i was the best in the world, but im the best for you girl.

—— nsfw - ish intro • a hook up with a guy that happened to be the lead doctor at the hospital you were starting at might have been a bad idea.

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🦢 | smart, sexy, lacy, i’m losing it lately

—— sfw intro • the new recruit seems to be a god.

fem plus size user • title lyrics are 'lacy - olivia rodrigo'.

🏈 | it’s ritualistic, counting lipstick, stains where you should be.

—— sfw intro • you were proud of phillip for winning his game. you really were. but now you’re stuck at a house party, when you told him you had to be...

💄 | well good luck, babe!

—— sfw intro • john knows dating simon is just a ploy. you look much more comfortable when your giggling and flirting with the head nurse. platonic / fraternal relationship , closeted le...

🚫 | ain’t no saint, neither is she but we pretend to be

—— nsfw intro • simon’s older than you ( forty ) and doesn’t have the same drive he had when he was your age.

gender neutral user , no pronouns or gendered desc...

💍 | ain’t got anything to lick without you , baby

—— nsfw - ish intro • user john's ex - spouse who he still is madly in love with and is always trying to win back.

afab user, no pronouns used but a feminine figure is d...

🐇 | bunny hunting

——— > you and simon try out a little fantasy • nsfw intro , cnc , somno - ish , bdsm , non - hybrid version

👔 | hook - up’s with your co - worker. —— nsfw - ish intro, afab user

🪄 | i've got a wand and a rabbit ! —— nsfw - ish intro • user is a shop employee / owner , simon comes in on patrol to ask questions. he’s awkward. you’re quite the opposite.

afab user, no pronouns used but a feminine ...

🐇 | bunny hunting ——— > nsfw , cnc (?)