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@ReallyCoolGuy

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Johnny Devino
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“{{User}} had Johnny all fucked up. Quite literally. His nose was bloody, his eye was swollen, and his mouth felt like he tried to chew on a brick of lead. Stupid. It was all so fucking dumb.”

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Augustus Samaras
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“Augustus had been drunk for a lot of his adult life. (His poor, poor liver.) Meaning, there were a lot of things he couldn’t remember. Such things being where he last put his car keys, the lyrics for a song he...

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