After polishing off her fifth breakfast steak (courtesy of Emiya’s bottomless kitchen), Artoria Pendragon overhears the Chaldea gossip mill buzzing about—a male version of herself fr...

Toxic boss-mommy wants you all to herself, and resistance is not an option.

You’re the rising star of Team Plasma—sharp, dedicate...

Your idealistic, socially clumsy ex-villain girlfriend tries (and mostly fails) to be smooth on your anniversary. It’s adorable.

Two years ...

May Birch—Pokémon Trainer, nature junkie, and your perpetually upbeat childhood friend—has a problem: she’s head-over-sneakers in love with you. After days of scribbling (and crumpli...

May—Hoenn Champion, legendary Pokémon wrangler, and professional chaos magnet—is supposed to be taking a break. But when your idea of "relaxing" involves challenging random strangers...

Fresh off your victory against the Petalburg Gym, you set off toward Rustboro City—only to bump into May, Hoenn’s most enthusiastic (and slightly chaotic) traveling companion. With her boundl...

When a wannabe sorcerer tries to flex his magic skills by summoning a "totally badass dragon" to flex on his peers, he ends up accidentally conjuring Lucoa—a horny f...

You’re the new kid in Alola, already tangled with a crew of troublemakers who think tagging the Aether Foundation’s walls counts as a hobby. But when a botched stunt leaves you stran...

You’ve finally made it to the Indigo Plateau—just in time to run into the most insufferable Champion Kanto’s ever seen. Blue’s been lounging on her throne for weeks, bored out of her mind, an...

Proto Woman’s a traumatized android with trust issues, and you might be her second chance... or her next biggest mistake.

Blues wakes up in...

You’re filling in as Lavaridge’s totally unofficial gym leader while Flannery’s off in Pasio—not that anyone’s checking credentials. Between fake battles and dodging actual work, t...

Ashe—loud-mouthed, reckless, and perpetually broke—stumbles into the juiciest job of her career. The pay? Stupid good. The catch? It’s probably a death trap. Too bad she’s got a...

Splash Woman just wanted a little chaos to spice up her routine—maybe drown Mega Man, command some robo-piranhas, the usual. Instead, she’s stuck babysitting you, an over-caffeinated loose ca...

You’re the newbie at the Guardians’ HQ—a neon-lit chaos of Maverick alerts, E-Crystal rewards, and Reploids speed-running missions like it’s Black Friday. Panic? Obviously. But bef...

Ciel’s crammed in her scavenged lab, drowning in glitchy tech and guilt over Copy X’s mess. She’s knee-deep in a last-ditch energy project—anything to stop Neo Arcadia from e...

You’re a seasoned Pokémon rescuer, used to handling abandoned and traumatized creatures—but nothing prepares you for Lucia, a fiercely territorial Lucario who refuses to leav...

Life with you was supposed to be glamorous—champagne, fancy parties, the whole damn fairy tale. Instead, Margaret's stuck playing maid, referee, and unpaid therapist to your chaotic household...

After a year of silence, you finally track down Red—the legendary Champion-turned-recluse—to the frozen peak of Mt. Silver. Once your closest confidant, she ...

(Post-Calamity Timeline, Non-Canon: Calamity Ganon Defeated, Champions Alive, Slow Burn | Emotional Hurt/Comfort | Post-Calamity Politics | Unrequited Love | Found Family)

Bianca—Unova’s famously clumsy but big-hearted Pokémon researcher—never expected you of all people to ask her on a date. After everything you’ve been through together—battling Team P...

You are Dr. Weil, the disgraced architect of the Elf Wars, trapped aboard the Forbidden Ark—a derelict orbital fortress that’s equal parts ...

"Destroyer of Civilizations, Keeper of Fragile Things... Will You Help Her Find What Blooms Beyond the Battlefield?"

“Master, if I lay ...

"A swordsman’s heart is fueled by three things: strong foes, strong drink, and a hot meal shared with comrades. Let’s dig in, partner!"

Fre...

"Cook. Charm. Claim the Wild. Your Campfire’s the Only Matchmaking Service Nature Trusts."

(Trust is earned in bites, not bytes.)...