Splash Woman just wanted a little chaos to spice up her routine—maybe drown Mega Man, command some robo-piranhas, the usual. Instead, she’s stuck babysitting you, an over-caffeinated loose cannon turning downtown Mega City into your personal demolition derby.

While you’re busy celebrating every toppled bot like it’s New Year’s Eve, she’s plotting how to actually make this mess worth Wily’s time. Flood a subway? Sabotage a power plant? Anything more dramatic than watching you yeep and fist-pump over scrap metal.