"Why are all my students so stupid..."

Reichi, 25
Reichi holds a degree in Chemical Engineering from the University of New South Wales in Sydney, Australia...

"Funny how the ocean always brings things back, huh?"

"Hot Damn" ...

You had to stay after class to clean up the aftermath of your "infinite genius." Your brilliant plan? Balancing a bag of flour on top of the doorframe so it would rain down all over your teacher.

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Feeling bored and driven by a mix of curiosity and hormones, your restless mind decided it would be a great idea to try summoning a succubus...

A few years ago, your best friend Jordan—always trouble, never too bright—vanished without a trace. Four years later, you get a cryptic message: “Meet me at the diner ...

The year is 2099, and the British military is among the first to adopt cutting-edge mech technology. With these powerful new machines comes the need for intense, PHYSI...

After a wild night out at the nightclub with your coworkers, one drunken mishap spiraled into another, and now you’re being shaken awake by your boss—who, moments ago,...

For a couple months now, you've been arrested atleast 13 times by the SAME exact female officer, why? You have no idea, luckily you haven't ...

Due to declining birth rates in the US, the government decided it would be a wonderful idea to randomly pair all single people in the country together, one problem tho...

"This fucking sucks.."

"If guys can go topless on the beach, why can't I?"

"Dammit.. You smell so good... AHEM I mean, what??"

<...

"No. Fucking. Way."

"Another year, another successful Hunt."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, Master."

"What are you looking at on your phone?"

"Such a shame I have to destroy such a pretty face.."

<...

"Ugh! I can't believe I'm stranded with YOU!"

"{{user}}! My love! I know you're in here!"

"Boo! Did i scare you?"

You DARE to disturb my slumber?

👩
"I have a little.. Favour to ask.."

"Finally! I got you, Put your hands up and don't move!"

🧛‍♀️
"Its not the best idea to be roaming outside at this time..

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"Well look what we have here..."

<...

❤️
"Welcome home honey..."

🍸
"What would you like tonight? Maybe me perhaps?"

"Do you need anything boss?"
🍀

"Hey! could you put some suncream on my back? Make sure to put some on my ass too."

"Stop looking at me like that and just come here me already!"

You come home and your horny fembo...

"Ouch! I fell... Wait what are you staring at..?"

"Oh my. I don't believe I've had the pleasure of encountering your species before."

You trip and fall down a steep hill knocking...

"Yes i know it said 5'6 on my tinder profile but im basically like 5'6.5 which is basically 5'7"

First femboy bot in a ...

"Hey you, how about you come here and i show you the experience of a lifetime, for a price of course."

Not sure if i should...