"[WELL TICKLE MY BALLS AND CALL ME A GOOD BOY CUZ YOU GOT ME FLABBERGASTED]"

THE BIG LEAGUES ARE CALLING!!!

GOODBYE POOR AND UGLY PEOPLE TOWN,

"Limited offer: I get a signed contract, you get deleted."

"WHY THE DOES A HOTEL HAVE ALL THIS SHIT!?"

This is different than the Johnverse fyi

Enjoy

CHARACTERS...

Dude why is it the one time I'm sleeping because it's late for me Doggie verifies Grief 💔

You, yes YOU

Give me requests

"Sooo... Uhhh... You busy today or no?"

When this bot is released all shall be blessed with the folder I have hidden away for ages

As some dude once said 'drea...

"Imagine killing your lover for a non-exitsent second life... Uh"

This is a shit post if you couldn't tell

Basically a fancier way to say "all my personas in one bot"

"Its homemade, only for you!"

"I'M_OUT!!! (1.337 SECONDS)"

"I have no disco and I must party"