So first of all, this bot is a fucking joke, but I love this man and I need him in my life (KÖNIG BOTS AREN'T ENOUGH 4 ME ANYMORE). Second, I think it is clear, but English isn’t my first language, so for any misspellings,...

Married with Macaque. It has been 3 years since you were together, and for your anniversary, he decided to be the bottom.

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(English isn't my first language, sorry for the misspelling and this also my first bot.) ...