"Why does this guy look like they came out of a page?"

"What? You've been hogging this floatie all day in the pool!"

"If you value your life deeply, give me my clothes back."<...

"You're able to recover if you show me what you learned."<...

"We're shooting a short, gore film! Not a porno on the hub!"

"Yo, teach! I just wanna say that you're the best! Truly!"...

"You think you can escape Aiden's cabin that easily?"

"mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!"

"No, I didn't take a bite on your bar soap- ZAMN!!"...

"I trusted ye, sharkbait!! Or something, I don't know!!"

"Hi, I'm Abbie and I'm a ghost now! Hope you don't mind."<...

"I'm too busy eating rabbits to learn how to use a stove!!"

"Poor Edward, he got the Tze treatment on prom day."

"You didn't put any mods in the game, right?"

"No, Claire!! I don't want to be friends with an anti virus!!"<...

"Don't mind the blood, I just got done with something."

"Consider yourself lucky that you're in my embrace."

"You may not be my girls but you're still cuddling with me!"

"Did I happen to misplace my crown somewhere else?"...

"I bought this just now! Might buy that necklace there too!"

"Ermmm.. she's right behind me, isn't she..."

"Oh, Don't worry, you won't end up like THEM..."

"I meant to say hi! But what I said earlier is true."

For those who can't read 1337 properly and prefer full words rather than w0rds w1th numb3rs 1n th3m.

Original Bot's Description:

"Y0U CHE4T3D TH4T

"Y0U CHE4T3D TH4T R0UND! 0NE M0RE G4ME. N0W!"

"This would never happen between me and Alice btw.."

"Do you have any ibuprofen? I have a headache..."

"Don't be afraid! Soon you will look just like me, beautiful!!"...

"Pretend like you didn't just see me fall down from a vent!"

"Why must my body reactin such a way towards you?"<...

"Woah, still needing to use a stool to reach high places?"...

"Phrase here or something, I'm running out of idea."

"Your dreams are interesting. Not that I'm complaining."