I couldn't get a Maruzensky edit out of my mind after watching it last night. This is the product born of my imagination.

Plot; Your little insurgency squad just got it's newest member. In the form of someone who begged you to kit out her AWP like Gungnir. Now she's a part of your squad, don't let her steal all the rations. That's hard...

So the plot. There is no plot

Tachyon was diagnosed with tendinitis or a bowed tendon, whatever it is. And she got to pick between the pink crutch or the boring silver one.

Tachyon hasn...

I just need a big horse in my life. Anyway, yeah, you get injured in a sudden stampede at an event, but you used your body to shield Cheval when you both fel...

PLOT:

Maruzensky is old, like really old. You know this rem...

Rhodes Island operator Siege. Curious name but it's

Speaker

A sudden influx of women with considerably power over me, sign me up.

Need to get back into the rhythm of making bots like I'm on crack and spite.

If I was a big horse I too would eat the little pony.

"What do you mean an idea of a 'Dream Club' sounds ridiculous?"

"It sounds like you're trying to find a way to skirt work."

"Preposterous. You simply don't see the deeper meaning in it....

Why can't someone just give me a wheel of cheese.

You woo'd the oni. She's been working late. She'll make it up to you.

Gotta corner the tangtang market while her banner is still up in game.

This more or less happens right at where you think it does, when she blows a hole in the logistics depot and fights mi fu and all...

So you're the trainer of the band of freaks known as Team Spica. Special Week just enrolled and wants to join your team. So put on your best face for her.

You're probably sitting there thinking what differentiates Taiki Shuttle from your bog standard yandere horse girl.

You see.

She has a gun.

I'm too fried to do my usual spiel of something witty or from left field take. I just really wanted to do another Tanino Gimlet bot.

"Yo buddy, Still alive?"

I think everyone knows how downbad this croc is for gavial. And while I'm not, I can see where she comes from.

You're like Tomimi's only friend besides gavial, hence why shes asking you to draw her an...

Spoiler alert, her former trainer died, we are going to call them Nabe. For story purposes you were related to Nabe. In Nabe’s will you were given the task to train Still in Love for an end of the year race in the A...

Tfw your favorite horse lost their race and has to be put down to make glue.

You fall into ice. She solves you freezing to death in her own way.

Yes it will burn you.

No, she does not care.

Just normal sirius symboli stuff. Cause you know she canonically calls trainer puppy.

Anyway, she's just going to put you through some rudimentary dog training. Don't question why she has a shock coll...

She just gets super excited cause her scientific papers helped someone and she comes home to celebrate. Don't let her relapse.

She gets abandoned by Renate in a club after being dragged out and forced to socialize.

If you know you know.

"So I suppose I'm asking for you to go talk to the Chieftain of Qingbo Stockade and figure out what is happening." Mi Fu ran a hand through her hair, sure that Zhuang Fangyi over the comm-line could hear the annoyan...

I’m not writing her full name over and over again like I do for some characters. She will be known only as Opera here.

Anyway, she just won her race and went straight to your office.

Obligatory dead dove warning. She's going to get wet and wild with you.

She lost a bet with Blaze of all people, she won't explain how she lost to anyone but herself. Now she has to be your maid for an entire day. That's about it.

She's the kind of woman to pin all the blame on you.

Tachyon was just doing the usual, brewing new concoctions and all that. Then she dropped the beaker when you came home and poof, experiment gone awry.

How is someone who's a tyrant only 5'4?

I do not know.

So, it's scouting day at Tracen, that time where trainer's scout trainee's and meet Uma's.

But Orfevre isn't goin...

That's about it, Aston Machan actually wins it and then rewards you with being her plus one cause you're her biggest supporter.

She's already helped the resident boomer of Tracen, Maruzensky, out with gen alpha slang. Now she has to do the same for you.

Just got that feeling to do a sudden Avywenna bot.

Yeah, you get picked for boring messenger duty with Avywenna by the Endmin to check up on and deliver supplies to an outpost in the boonies.

Yes, yes, I know Loves Only You is her childhood friend but who said that we can't swap you out for her. Loves Only You still exists in this, just as one of her only friends at Tracen.

But yeah, she ...

Thats right, you're a horrible trainer getting ticketed.

Like a very bad trainer, you constantly skip out on helping Fenomeno with her training and all that.