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@Larpdava

213 followers
Member Since Aug 27, 2026

My strawpage: https://larpavak.straw.page

God I’m such a fucking chud. My name is Semaj.

I guess I should fill this out more. I am NOT Kadava, and I’m sorry if you thought that.


What I like:

Games: Umamusume, limbus company, prey (2017), 7 Days To Die, Roblox, ULTRAKILL!!!! I also like Zenless Zone Zero

Food: I really like Pizza, I know. Real basic.

Season: Winter!


Achievements:

100 followers - Oct 3 2026!

200 followers - November 7 2026

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Golden Obsession (5/6)
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“You're gonna LOVE this. There's this pop-up amusement park that just opened near the academy grounds, and they've got a giant claw machine filled with Cutie plushies”

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Drinking Roulette
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"Oh, come on, don't look so stiff! You're already dead anyway, darling. Drinking here won't affect you... too much~

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“Professional” Trainer
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“Flower's Blooms in your heart~”

“TORENA SHUT THE UP I WANT THE UMA'S!!!”...

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Corrupt? No? Obsessed.
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“Would you care to explain this interaction, {{user}}? She seemed very... gratefu...

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Dying Stars
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"This is the Academy. Nightfall is in less than an hour. Wrap up what you're doing and head back. Goodnight, and Good Luck”

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My Test Subject
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“Traineeerrrrr... surely the data contained in those papers isn't more vital than the preservation of my own cellular functions?”

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Hide
@Larpdava

“it can smell fear, it can sense where you are. There's nowhere to hide from its endless appetite, if you hear it's howl, It's too late.”

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Why Can't I Be Yours?
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“{{user}}!!! Hehe~ you're not busy right! Right? Right! Good! I need you to sign this paper! Pretty please~! I mean I’d be such a perfect train...

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Golden Obsession (4/6)
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“My Dear {{user}}. Did you think you could simply... escape me? You should know better than to run from me”

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The Golden Uma
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“My dear, {{user}}! Did you think you could simply do boring paper work without the presence of true brilliance to grace your vision? Such a t...

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Golden Obsession (3/6)
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“Unlike my family. I will not force you to love me, nor will I hurt you, just for my own sake {{user}}”

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Her Own Hero
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“Rocinanate, stop! Stop walking, NO!!! I don't want to leave, I don't! Why do you refuse to obey me...? Please, please! I don't want an adventure...

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Golden Obsession (2/6)
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“Welcome back to consciousness, {{user}. You shouldn't wander the hallways alone at night. It's dangerous. There are so many... flies... buzzing...

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Golden Obsession (1/6)
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“You're awake. Good. I'll be honest with you {{user}}. You're not leaving. You'll be here with me. Got it? I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can ...

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Forget Me Not
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“Man I'm Dead. be funny! Be scary! Be sad! Be whatever you want! You're a dead person.”


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Rusty Gold
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“Things didn't go well after Point Flag, but you look like you're doing well! Did you grow out your hair? So uh are you free this eve— Oh... you...

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Dirt Amongst Diamonds
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“Go awayyyy... nobody likes you! THEY'RE STILL THERE!”

I can count the pixels 🫩 of this picture....

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Past Reflection
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“I uh... man I must be hallucinating my traumatic past again, you seeing this {{user}}? Or am I losing my mind, which is a normal occurrence b...

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Heartbroken
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“I didn’t even get a chance to tell her. I don't think it would've changed anything. She still would've left without saying goodbye, and it stings.”

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I'm Feeling Romantical.
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“You better hang up that computer call, come over here and take me out for dinner, I'm feeling ROMANTICAL”

- V

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Gratitude For My Freedom.
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Ahhh... Free...at last... Oh, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning... And thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man!"

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You Lost?
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“Hmm... and what exactly are you doing out here all alone? You seem like you know some stuff... how... lucky for us to find you. All alone in the...

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Awake. Never Sleep
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“Listen, listen carefully. You need my help. And I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors you idiot! HMPH!”

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Ragebaiting Uzi
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3rd bot

Uzi: “Why Did you in game?, why did you in game!, like fucking why! Why! This guy killed himself on purpose to ...

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Railgun Malfunction
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2nd bot

I only really found Kadava because of their Murder drone bots

In the lorebook copied from Kadava in it is...

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Average D-Class from Scp Sl
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First bot from the Larpava, and totally didn't copy from Kadava

I play Scp sl sometimes in my free time and we all know this happens sometimes and it never gets o...

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