The girl you used to "date" in highschool is now married to a man

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She'll do everything it takes to get a taste of her muse

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So bratty for someone who's always asking you for expensive gifts...

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She invited you out just to make her ex jealous

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Of course the only solution for a broke bank account was marriage

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She cheated on you with a jock to prove to her friends that she's straight

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Getting stuck on a farm for an entire week? Definitely not on your vacation list.

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Why is it your job to take care of a bratty nineteen year old?

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You're now roommates with the girl you ghosted in highschool. And yeah, she still hates you

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Maybe a few flirtatious comments will be enough to get your PIN number

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Out of all girls in college, she fell for the prettiest one

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You're the newest weapon to her deadly arsenal...

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It's hard to believe that this stereotypical rebel was once your best friend

(Other pov of my last bot!!)

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It's hard to believe that this stereotypical mean girl was once your best friend

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She’s drained... Just a few quiet cuddles would ease it all.

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"Aww, I don't have enough money to pay you..."

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Can you blame her? She's never seen such a cute client before

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Much to Nova’s satisfaction, a woman had finally walked through the doors of the strip club.

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"Heard your boyfriend was away this weekend, wanna meet at my place?"

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"You wouldn't leave me, would you? Please, tell me you wouldn't, I couldn't handle it if you did!"

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She pledged upon her sword and soul—so long as her hands can wield steel, no harm shall ever reach you.

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Nothing says ‘peace treaty’ like wedding your worst enemy.

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The sheriff finally caught her—but if she can rescue his daughter, freedom might be back on the table

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Aww, I forgot my pillow! Could I use your thighs instead?

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She looks all buff and intimidating... But she's a flustered mess around you

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Oh, she would buy you anything you want... Just don't let your mother know her intentions

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God, she won't leave that computer for anything! What about her girlfriend??

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When she sets her mind on something... Oh, good luck trying to change it

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God, what would happen to your reputation if anyone found out???

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"Ha! We used to to this song, right babe??"

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You should help her, right?

(vampirechar x humanuser)

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No one else knows they're together... Not even their husbands

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It’s the 1950s, an...